[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Quick rules question. Seeing as how Bob now has two magic sticks, can he hold one in each hand and gain the defense bonus from one and the splash damage effect of the other and still cast spells? Even better, could he lash them together to make one uber-stick? Also, does elf accuracy affect melee attacks and spells or just ranged attacks?

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Oh I see. I didn't realise Bob studied Shaolin.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

If you fuckers can't kill bad guys in their sleep then there's no hope for us. I think Bob needs an evil lightning spell though, I imagine the capacity for accidentally frying your team is huge with one of those.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Nah, one minion is as good as dead already given his unconcious state, the wizard won't take much killing and with any luck the other thug will fall asleep. Argumentus can hold the crab off until the rest of us fuck the ghoul and then it's crab sticks for dinner.

Granted Mosignor (How the fuck do you spell it anyway?) is looking a little unwell but we've come through worse! Also, to lose someone within nine rooms of the entrance of the dungeon would be pretty brutal. Even in games of Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay which was famous for being brutally hard to stay alive in you were unlucky to lose someone that quick (Although I saw it happen once. A brand new party exploring Drachenfels' Castle and some lucky critical damage rolling by the GM sees one guy get his head ripped off by the first of the warm-up Harpies to attack us. He used his solitary fate point to survive it, only to get killed by an extremely lucky skeleton in the castle gate house. God, I was such a nerd back then).

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

He's not dyng unconcious but he is unconcious at the feet of an angry dwarf with an axe. In my book that counts as all but dead.

FELIPE NO

Could you not just have calmly reached down and slit the dude's throat rather than a big old axe smash? Do the rules allow for stuff like that? I mean the ghoul would have had a pretty easy target, sure but the dude'd be dead...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I really hope Gabrial doesn't find an occasion to tell someone in the dungeon to give him some sugar.

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I stil think we ought to keep one bad guy alive as a canary to look for traps for us.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Zeph, you're either posting using the wrong account again or your wife fancies me.

Also, should Bob live to level 2, some form of healing spell might be in order. Didn't someone pick up a healing potion at some point?

I still reckon we're ok, unless the crab snaps Bob in half, Manrammer goes back to his tried and tested technique of missing a lot and Soggy dies of Ghoul-AIDS. Someone could always make a bolt for one of the doors in search of "Allies".

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Where's you sense of adventure?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yeah, he's hoarding items like a good little rogue.

I think Bob should open some more doors and go looking for help. Who knows what kind of friendly people he might find and I'm pretty sure he runs faster than everyone else.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I think the others hate Bob enough already. Running off now to find more monsters isn't going to win him any teammate of the year contests I suspect.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

If we were having someone not already in the game and voting on it, I'd pick Acer. I believe he could suitably continue Soggy's traits of turning up late for every fight and worrying about what everyone else thinks of him.

Hell yeah, Bob keeps up his 100% kill rate for attacks on the undead!

FELIPE NO

Sorry, didn't realise healing was a standard action, my bad. First time I've been injured so far...

How ya doing, buddy?

How easy is it to train wild animals? I mean, could we keep the crab instead of the guard?

How ya doing, buddy?

Well we need some kind of a pet I think. The crab will make for some good eating but next wild monsters we meet I vote we try to tame one.

How ya doing, buddy?

Is opening doors a major or minor action?

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You mean you're not curious what's behind the door?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Is this new corridor where the dodgy brickwork Fescue spotted was or between the statues? If so I reckon we ought to smash the wall up a bit before we go anywhere else. Also, does Bob need to sleep to get all his surges and HP back or was a tasty meal of crab and a nice sit down enough to envigorate him? I might have slightly lost track of which dailies he's used today too...

I was speaking idiomatically.

So come on then guys, do we shoot the lizard and sneak down the corridor or throw things at the tripwires?

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That's probably a job for Soggy.

How ya doing, buddy?

And there was me thinking we'd all been granted god-like health reserves.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

See, if Bob hadn't accidentally pissed off a slime monster and a giant crab we'd still be miles away!

Also, despite having now alerted the Kobolds to our presence and what with the mysterious date on the bit of paper being a mere two days away, I still think a proper rest period might help to get back all our dailies and surges and shit. We've got water here and a single doorway to guard and although six odd rooms in two days is pretty slow going, it's been a pretty bloody trek so far.

Or we can press on and hope the Kobolds don't have any particularly nasty pets.

How ya doing, buddy?

Come on guys, you know Operation Human Shield only works if everyone joins in. Also, I reckon that big old lizard is going to make a formidable ally when someone runs off and releases it during whatever fight we're about to get in to.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

What's the process in terms of combat turns for Bob to give the axe to someone? Can Gabrial grab it as he pushes past for example or do we have to wait for Bob's turn for him to actively give it away?

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