[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Three minutes without air? What the hell kind of real world biology is that? Brain damage starts kicking in before that in real people, unless all adventurers train as free divers in their spare time. I'm impressed with myself when I can hold my breath for more than a minute or so.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by ;749587

Too bad about the 3D tools then. Seeing how the interest has waned (when was the last time someone new signed on to play your game?), I guess it's not worth all the hassle.

Like Pang said, the waiting list stands at about three years at the moment so another game would likely be welcomed with open arms. Unless Pang decides to run Temple of Terror, the rest of us have little to do except take the piss out of you in this thread at the moment.

I actually re-read the first 70 odd pages of this thread the other day (It's tough being unemployed) and there's a lot of funny stuff in here. Nice to be reminded of the old adventures too. Remember when Knk dropped a wall on a dragon? Classic.

Pang, maybe you should include a list of achievements won by characters in play or retired in the OP of a new thread? I might even have enough free time to go through the old adventures and add up total kills for everyone to date, since leaderboards and statistics improve any events.

FELIPE NO

Ha ha, stat maxing on monsters would lead to pretty brief adventuring careers.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

So, in a display of having far too much spare time, I went through the Dungeon of Doom and added up everyone's kills:

Bob - 10

Skeleton
Rat swarm
Halfling rogue
Ghoul
Human guard
Human mage
Zombie
Orc
Hobgoblin soldier
Black Dragon

Gabe - 14

Giant rat
Dire rat
Human maceman
Goblin
Goblin Skullcleaver
Wight
Wight
Zombie
Wolf
Orc
Goblin Skullcleaver
Goblin Hexer
Hobgoblin archer
Hobgoblin archer

Soggy - 8

Goblin
Giant ooze
Elf warrior
Wolf
Human guard
Zombie
Goblin sharpshooter
Hobgoblin warcaster

Argumentus - 16

Goblin leader
Fire beetle
Goblin
Giant ooze
Drake
Giant crab
Zombie
Zombie
Zombie
Zombie
Zombie
Orc
Orc
Goblin Skullcleaver
Goblin sharpshooter
Goblin sharpshooter

Fescue - 8

Fire beetle
Giant rat
Dire rat
Dwarf doorman
Stirge
Stirge
Goblin
Stirge

Brigid - 6

Zombie
Orc chieftan
Orc
Orc
Orc
Wolf

I'll probably do the others at some point too. It's really entertaining reading through the old threads and the other adventures weren't quite as long anyway.

Most amazing jew boots

Originally Posted by ;749618

And so, we have come full circle.

Bravo, Shin! Propped for being more of a beancounter than I am

P.S. Don't forget Garrmondo. His count tally only began at the Rundarr encounter.

Also, Bob killed a dragon? Really???
Seems like I was also wrong about Bob having the least number of kills. Sorry!
Oh, and that naked paladin was actually the most effective? Heh. I'm guessing the zombies Argumentus dropped were all minions...

Gabe had the fewest kills up until we met the orcs, then he stepped up a gear. The zombies had 30 odd hp each, only the skeleton at the start was a minion. The dragon was finally killed by Bob's standard ice spell. Fescue was quite the damage dealer before he left, he was equal on kills with Arg at the time Zeph quit.

Additional Spam:

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Noooooooope!

Argumentus is kind of a special case. Since the first five PCs were built without the aid of Character Builder, some mistakes were made and Argumentus had 3 or 4 more ability points than he should have. He was a goddamn monster. On top of that, I inadvertently gave him a bunch of gear that turned out to be kind of broken and well long story short he was routinely tossing around like 16-20 damage a turn with At-Wills. At Level 2.

Bob was also built incorrectly, but I stealthily fixed him and nobody ever noticed

To be fair, Arg was also unarmed for the first three fights. I don't think I ever even looked at my character sheet until near the end of the adventure so you could have done pretty miuch anything to Bob without me noticing.

How ya doing, buddy?

Whatever, that only did 11 hp damage, Bob had already done twice that before you joined the fight, buster.

How ya doing, buddy?

I'm pretty sure you picked up a magic axe about then too.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?