[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

The way we're going it had best be a quick romance, we'll all be dead by the end of the week.

How ya doing, buddy?

I'm hoping you'll die first so I can go all Anakin Skywalker avenging his mother bad acting about the joint.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

More fucking dwarves? Where have we been locked up, the Willow Fan Club HQ?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

You lot are more



than



though.

I was speaking idiomatically.

How ya doing, buddy?

More than Niknak or the Time Bandits? I think not, matey.

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The resolution on this monitor isn't too great but it looks to me like we just picked a fight with Jesus...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I imagine you'd struggle to get some of the rituals done while lying down wouldn't you?

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Ha ha, I'm not convinced that doing the worm would make you harder to hit with arrows.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Gabrial is utilising Gandhi's techniques of fighting without fighting only his is more like swinging without hitting. It's like a kind of violent, non-violent, passive resistance.

Also, what is it you people have against funnelling enemies and fighting them one at a time? Have you not seen 300 or something?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

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If an attack has splash damage (Like an acid arrow for example), is that just immediately adjacent squares or diagonals too? Also, how likely would the splashback be to hit a prone and rather unconcious ally?

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Standing up is a move action. Going prone is minor. Sorry.

How about taunting?



What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

As and when I'm in a position to learn new spells, is there a firebally one or a heat ray one? If it's a fireball, the magic words will of course be "HADOKEN" whereas if it's a heat ray they'll be "OOO-LAAAAA" and I'll turn much more prog-rock.

How ya doing, buddy?

Holy crap! Animechanic got threadbanned!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

That sounds suitably Street Fighter-esque. Shame it's a daily though.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

He's not. Shin has the power to do so and did, but I'll let Ani back in here in like a week unless there's some huge objection. I'm sure he'll learn his lesson or has already.

I believe he's suitably repentant so I'll let him back in.

Brady, I'm sure we won't get far in three days. You could spend the time looking for secret doors.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

Besides, you never know if Shin might attempt a bit of necromancy for great humorous results.

Sadly, Bob's necromantic powers are as much a mystery to him as everyone else and they only work while he's asleep. He's not averse to some posthumous teabagging taunts though.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

We could keep the halfling alive then use her to walk in front of the party and trigger traps. So long as there aren't any triggered by the passing of a person over five foot tall we'll be laughing.

How ya doing, buddy?

Who says I'm not? I'm sure Bob would like to be chaotic evil, they have better outifts if nothing else.

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Seeing as how as and when I can cast it the flame orb thing is a daily, it'll have to be a super-combo shinkuhadoken which, as in Marvel vs Street Fighter, I assume I can cast in mid-air. The only thing in that game funnier than a shinkuhadoken in the face is your opponent trying it and getting it a bit high, allowing you to calmly walk underneath them and shinryuken the shit out of them.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Of course. No bullets can harm me for my wings are like a shield of steel!



I do only have a few surges to start with and fuck all HP so you'll forgive me for choosing discretion over honour I'm sure...

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I vote we feed the wizard to the ghoul. The enemy wizard that is, not Bob.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

East traproom door, I had my compass upside down.

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Originally Posted by Bradylama

Well Shin looks like you're finally going to accomplish getting somebody killed.

It's about bloody time, I've been trying hard enough. It's not really Bob's fault though, he just suffers from a lack of proper dungeoneering experience and a naturally inquisitive nature. Plus, after we kill the crab we can make a nice meal out of it and it might have been swimming in fresh water (Despite the briney smell).

There's nowhere I can't reach.