[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Originally Posted by Garr

Judging from his first post controlling my character, I feel safe knowing that he's in good hands.

Really?

Really?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Knk, you owe me a new keyboard. Mine is covered in tea after I read that last post of yours.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Does Fireball's area burst 3 mean it can potentially hit 49 targets? If so, that's awesome. I'll take that and the Icy Grasp thing please.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Is there any way to improve the resale value of loot we find? At the moment we find stuff that would cost several thousand to buy then when we go to sell it we make enough back for a second hand health potion. Is there not some kind of auction house where we can sell loot to other adventurers for a decent amount of cash rather than being ripped off by shop keepers all the time?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

The original two horde members still haven't taken revenge on the Duke who imprisoned them in the first place, right?

Ha ha, I forgot that was our original motivation.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Yeah, I think I've made a comment about that silly rule the last three times I've used an item power. It's a real deterrent to getting new magic gear if you know you can hardly ever use any of the associated powers, especially when potions start counting as daily powers.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Garr

it just seems kind of a dick move to keep sending in the guy least capable of taking damage into potential danger.

It's that kind of hilarious group dynamic that makes our adventures so much fun though!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Pang, can I have Sleep, Icy Grasp and Shield turned on for today please? I think this only represents a change in the utility spell. I shall rely on my trusty meat shields for protection rather than being fleet of foot for today!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I was going to make a few gay innuendo jokes about dwarf tossing but I figured the way we've been rolling dice lately it'd be safer to throw the lightest party member over. Also as a halfling you're the expert on cake I'd have thought.

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Pang, can I use Bob's enchantment transference ritual to make a web-sword or something similar out of those bolts?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'm not convinced that there's much I can do that the others can't but having the two wizards seperated from the group by a raging whirlpool seems like the sort of clever plan the horde would go for so yeah, take me over there. Couldn't we just eat round the gluey bits then make a new cake to fix it once we were out of the sewer?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Ah well, no harm done (Except for all the diseases Bob probably caught from the Sewer water. When he dies in five years time from Hepatitus, he's going to haunt you forever Acer).

I was speaking idiomatically.

Has anyone updated the wiki page recently? I know Deni was doing it for a bit and I did a couple of times back in the day but I suspect it's been a bit neglected. I ought to do it really as that's the only reason Bob's walking around with writing paper and a pen, to record the adventures Doogie Howser style but being the busy (lazy) motherfucker that I am, I'm happy for anyone else to add to the article as they please.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

You still could. Who knows what we'll find in the minotaur city?

I'm assuming you know obviously.

FELIPE NO

We should surprise attack people more often. Remember what we did to that Ork warlord? Ah, the good old days eh?

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Has anyone told Acer there's a new thread up yet?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink, unless you hold it's head under and pinch it's nose closed.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Skills, you could at least have shifted him rather than moving so he wouldn't get stabbed in the back twice on his way and moved him to a flanking position so we could actually hit the hobgoblins.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Maybe give him a level 4 Flux Capacitor of Temporal Manipulation or something?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Pang, am I correct in assuming the fronts of those barrels don't completely obscure line of sight? If not, does the mage ebing round the corner from the square I'm aiming at make him harder to hit with a burst attack? Would I be better off aiming a square higher to make sure I hit him rather than going for two in one?

How ya doing, buddy?

Ok, I'll edit my post.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Yeah, I've had no idea what you were trying to portray in the pictures up until now, go with the clean ones.

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So seeing as how we've won the fight and it's time for some exposition, I was thinking now might be a good time to bow out. I don't want to of course but seeing as how I'm going to be on holiday for a couple of months and unlikely to be checking Gamingforce every day, it seems only fair I let someone else play.

These threads remain the most fun I've had here in years and I hope you've enjoyed my participation. Put me straight back on the list please Pang, I'll look forward to playing again some time in 2012.

And before you get any ideas Skills, I already told Pang how I want to leave.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

A perfect ending. I thought it'd be appropriate for Bob to have been a zombie all along after thinking everyone else was one. Shame we never got to see the consumation of Soggy and Bob's relationship though.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I think the new characters should make an interesting change to the group dynamic and not just because between them Skills and Acer are pretty much guaranteed to get everyone killed within days.

The two newcomers seem a lot harder to kill than Bob and Soggy but the group has less in the way of effective ranged attacks and no more Jedi mind tricks to solve puzzles. I'm looking forward to seeing how things develop.

There's nowhere I can't reach.