[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Originally Posted by Denicalis

I'd like you better if you bought running shoes with wings on them.

That's what all the cool (old) kids are doing now, I hear.

If dressing like Hermes isn't cool then we live in a very sad world. Call yourself a Words-tang and you're dissing the God of Literature...

How ya doing, buddy?

Unless someone has a readily available light source of course.

Oh wait, we do.

I mean, if Pang wanted to kill us with monsters he'd just have the necromancer turn out to be a level 20 Vampire with a large posse of Wraiths and Wights hanging about.

Up until the spiders, the closest we'd come to losing a character was trying to jump over a pit so it's not like he needs to resort to monsters to keep the rotation going.

FELIPE NO

He's not gay, he's artistic.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Heh heh, you should go for a face-forming-in-the-clouds Lion King moment once we get out of the crypt.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Pang, is there any way for Bob to identify the liquid he just picked up a bottle full of without drinking it?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by wvlfpvp

shouldn't Garr be turning off his signature? It's uglying up the thread.

Browse with sigs turned off like I do. I couldn't even tell you what my own is at the moment without checking on my profile.

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Originally Posted by Pangalin

ha ha, what ranged attacks

I mean I gave Garr a bow but as for everyone else but Bob it's just Gabe throwing his hammer once and then it's twiddlethumb city

Bob's carrying a long bow and a short bow and Brigid had a hand crossbow. That's enough ranged weapons for one each.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Jesus, you guys are all shit at lockpicking.

I started off hoping to end up as a masterful Jedi consular and I've ended up as the sentinel of the group.

Also damn about the chainmail, might have to shed some crap then.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Pang, did that extended rest we took recharge all our dailies and as such, do I need to pick new ones?

If so I'll take Sleep and Expeditious Retreat please.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Are there few enough zombies in the other room to warm up on without using our dailies and all our health surges then? I'd rather fight the vampire at full strength than after getting a kicking off some zombies.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well in the absence of any input from the rest of the Horde for three days, I guess it's executive decision time, although I'd rather not be first through the door...

FELIPE NO

That's a good idea actually. Throw the door open, shoot a fireball through then do one and stand behind Gabe.

I suppose I should wait to see if any of said meatshields have an opinion on the matter first though. It has been only three days after all...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Fine, Jesus, in my role as the low hp dude with no armour and a predeliction for ranged attacks in a group made up almost exclusively of well armoured close combat specialists, I'll open the door then.

Fuckers.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Closing doors is a minor action right?

Right?

Please?

Actually, I don't think it even matters. I was planning on moving right one square, then shifting to get further away and closing the door as I went but I'm not sure you can do move-move-minor can you? Also, once the door's shut, would I still need to shift to avoid an opportunity attack or could I just run away?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Sorry, was the second one yes you can or yes you can't?

I'm going to assume yes you can and run away now.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Kick him out the way, he won't mind.

I was speaking idiomatically.

So... Brains in jars huh... They sure do take a while to decide on their move...

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I suspect it's SAUS that's the distraction more than the loss of Brigid. Deni's not been around so much lately either for some reason and Pang's connection seems less than reliable of late. Things will pick up again soon enough I'm sure.

FELIPE NO

So whose stupid idea was it to "Warm up on some weak enemies" before we took on the vampire then?

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

No, that's more of an OH WOE IS ME MY SHITTY VILLAGE IS OVERRUN BY DEADS kind of thing. While there are provisions for vampire PCs it is so far impossible to be a zombie.

I'm pretty sure that three fifths of our party are currently zombies actually.

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Background

Society - Wealthy

Bob's mother owned a large area of woodland and his father was the heir to a logging empire. Bob's unwillingness to take on the family business however led to him being outcast and ultimately led to the death of both his parents and the estate being destroyed by fire.

Birth - Cursed

Bob's parents had a loveless marriage and his father hated him from birth. "That boy will never amount to anything" was all his father had said to his mother the day Bob was born. Whether his father was prescient or just a bit of a bastard nobody will ever know.

Occupation - Scholar

After leaving the logging business, Bob enroled at an Arcane University in the hopes of becoming a necromancer. He was a bit shit and spent more time getting drunk and going to the theatre with people with names like Tarquin than he did studying and was fairly despised by most of his fellow students. Being naturally rather clever though, some of what he was taught sunk in and he often knows things without really knowing how he knows them.

+2 to Arcana skill checks.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Bradylama

Might also wanna add Garr to the active roster as well.

Barbarian... *sigh*

I feel your pain. I really want to play a minotaur bard now.

Oh well, there's always Deni's Shadowrun campaign.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Guybrush Threepwood

Fuck off and die.

U NO I <3 U DENI

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I think Deni was struggling to find a decent set of graphics to use for maps if memory serves. He's not been here much of late anyway, does he have exams for degree number five or something?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

So we're set on depopulating the rest of the crypt before we fight the vampire then?

How ya doing, buddy?

I thought it was behind the door with the scratching noises that you said not to open because it might be nice to give Garr a bit of fighting practice before we fought the vampire.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?