Your first kiss?

I kissed a lot of girls in elementary school, but obviously never in the context of a date or anything. The first one on a date was with a one handed girl during Titanic of all things. (I know, fucking stupidly cliche, but whatever.) We dated for a few months, but I broke up with her for lying about a bunch of stuff. She later went on to drop out of high school and become a stripper. Yet we're still good friends to this day.

I think most girls, by default, think that they're better kissers than guys, but from my experience, I've found this to be untrue.

Kissing new ladies is awesome. The newness sorta "sticks" in a weird way, and you can feel it linger for awhile. Another thing that's awesome is the "chin lift." A properly executed chin lift can somehow cause a girl's feet to leave the ground for the druation of the kiss.

Jam it back in, in the dark.