Weird Song Titles

One of my favorite songs is called Mayonaise by the Smashing Pumpkins. They have lots of weird song titles, but Mayonaise is especially funny. A reporter asked Billy Corgan why he named the song Mayonaise, and he said, "I looked in my fridge."

Here are the lyrics:
Fool enough to almost be it
Cool enough to not quite see it
Doomed
Pick your pocket full of sorrow
Run away with me tomorrow
June

We'll try and ease the pain
Somehow we'll feel the same
Well, no one knows
Where our secrets go

I send a heart to all my dearies
When your life is so, so dreary
Dream
I'm rumored to the straight and narrow
While the harlots of my perils
Scream

And I fail
But when I can, I will
Try to understand
The way I can, I will

Mother weep the years I'm missing
All our time can't be given
Back
Shut my mouth and strike the demons
Cursed you and your reasons
Out of hand and out of season
Out of love and out of feeling
So bad

When I can, I will
Words defy the plans
When I can, I will

Fool enough to almost be it
Cool enough to not quite see it
Tall enough to always feel it
Always older, I'll always feel this

No more promise no more sorrow
No longer will I follow
Can anybody hear me
I just want to be me
When I can, I will
Try to understand
The way I can, I will


He wrote the song cause he had picked up a really cheap guitar for about 60bucks that made this weird whistle feedback noise. He figured that he'd just include it in a song instead of ditching the guitar altogether.

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