Britney Divorces K-Fed. CNN BREAKING NEWS!

This is more important than the elections! Britney's available now... I'd better jump on that.

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Originally Posted by Gechmir

looooool ='D Republicans holler at homosexuals getting marriage and how it sullies the "holy institution of wedlock"... But if they wanna see someone pissing on the image of marriage, look no further than celebrities. I mean really.

HAHAHA!!! Yeah, Republicans are dumb cause Britney Spears is a stupid bitch who's getting a divorce! Uh, er, um... wait a sec. That didn't sound right.

Just love how we bring partisan politics into everything here.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Gechmir

Moreso making a jab at divorces and marriages being done at the drop of a hate with celebrities.

Dude, that wasn't even a sentence. Sorry to play grammar police, but I have no idea what you were even trying to convey.

I'm really curious as to why anybody actually gives a fuck. I don't understand the obsession with Britney Spears at all. Yeah, I'd hit it, but she's nothing more than a 20 something who's got a ton of cash who screws up the same way as millions of other dumb girls. It just so happens that whenever she screws up, the whole world is ready to tune in and critique her every move. And it's not just Spears either, it's every fucking celebrity. I have no idea why so much money is spent on shit like People magazine and those bullshit celeb shows. It's to the point where people make careers out of worshipping actors/actresses/musicians/wealthy people. Why can't people just live their own fucking lives?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yeah, thanks. A subject and linking verb help out quite a bit from time to time.

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