Crazy Aminals

I have a black chiweiner that has a white stripe running from it's mouth down to the bottom of her abodomin, sort of like an upside down skunk. Anyway, she is the sweetest, most beautiful looking bat-like creature in the world...but then she starts breaking into chewing fits and all of a sudden she becomes the incarnation of Satan. We have a chew toy that she plays with if there isn't any human flesh around, and what she will do with it is she will toss it around and play fetch with herself.

She also doesn't realize that the lower half of her body belongs to her. She will chase her tail and her back feet all over the house. Since she has the body of a weiner dog, she is able to catch it and she starts to gnaw on her tail and feet. She wimpers and whines when she starts chewing on them and doesn't realize that she is causing the pain to herself. However, she can snap out of Satanic mode and into happy licking puppy mode in less than a second.

Her growl and look of evil in her eyes are seriously demonic. My family doesn't know whether or call a psychologist or an exorcist.

*But her adorable begging like a prarie dog and her wide-eyed puppy eyes are SO ADORABLE!!!

Jam it back in, in the dark.