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Good Chocobo
 Member 555 Level 18.44 Mar 2006 
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One time, I saw a spider crawling in my bathtub. I doused it with mineral oil and set it on fire.
I also had ants in the aforementioned bathtub. So I boiled a big pot of water, went out the ant hole, and steamed the fuckers alive. They never came back. Btw, there was no malice in my intentions. It was more of a macabre curiousity getting the better of me. Jam it back in, in the dark.
"We Stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the Rope from the Army. On the seventh day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the hell out of both of them. WARRIORS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, PROFESSIONALS BY CHOICE, AND MARINES BY THE GRACE OF GOD."
Last edited by SemperFidelis; Dec 3, 2006 at 10:53 AM.
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