English dubs versus Original Japanese or Fanboys Need to Grow up and Gtfo

First of all, I don't mind any. I don't mind dubed or subed. But I really think they both got advantages and disadvantages.

1) Subs gets annoying to read on fucking small screen, not to mention subs can miss out lots of details since they can't fit freaking 1 sentence that needs to be 1 paragraph to fully explain.

2) Not to mention lots of fucktards out there thinks that asian movie has fucked up voice over, since fucking messed up English(language) can't handle fucking full translation. Or fucktards thinking that English = same lenth as other language to say a sentence.

3) The lips doesn't really fit in for Japanese nor English so don't even argue about it.

4) Sometimes dubbing is done better then the originals IMO.

5) Will you like your games in Japanese too?

6) Don't be like "OMFG thanks to fucking dubbing actors, they messed up the whole joke for us. Fuckers". Well guess what? Oriental jokes that is done physicaly are a LOT different to Americans. Mostly you won't get it.

Example: When Naruto gets his ass poked by Kakashi.


I am sure most of you didn't saw that going around where you live, so you won't get that joke unless you research the damn thing or the sub explains the whole joke. But in Asia (or atleast China,Japan,Korea) those things are very common. It is a common prank, while you might call us sick freaks. We also flip female's skirt too, that's a joke too. You might take that as a guy trying to look at your underweare or touch your private, but it is different in different place.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Shit, now we are getting in to culture-ism >.> (is that even a word?)

There's nowhere I can't reach.