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Why Sephiroth is the most awesome character EVER, a mother fucking essay (an outline for the legendary post)
Badass factor
1. Weapons
So, liike he uses a Freaking huge samurai sword called tah Masamune ? You know, its like that Giant sword that he weave around and stabb people and whatever? That is, like one of the most badass weapon ever, it can cut through anything! Nothing even the freaking light saber can stand up to it!! Like, you think that light saber is like engeregy or plaszuma or watev, and you think that sum reuglar sword will be melted and what not, not masamune.
a. The longest mother fucking Katana, that it can stab and reach anybody else before it reaches Sephiroth , he is like, smart, you see.
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2. ass he kicked
OH man, he kick so much ass, its not even remotely imaginable by you mere mortals.
a. Everybody in that mother fucking Shinra building, you can see the blood trials man, dead bodys everywhere, He fucking kill his way all the way to the top floor and kill that
b. Sum Giant dragon monster thing in Clouds home town
c. He pwnd Tifa. REmember that? Remember how he mother fucking pwned Tifa? Man, that mother fucking bitch thinks she can stand up to
3. more ass he kicked
a. Tang, pff, stupid turks are like the most usless special forces out there. I mean, they couldn't even stopped that whiny bitch cloud from going about his way, there no way they fucking stopp Sephiroth , Tang get what's coming to him, man. Why teh fuck he isn't dead in mother fucking advent children!???
b. Aearth
c. everybody in Clouds home town, pwned!
4. for killing that cunt Aearth, did I mention that already?
Man, this is the great things about killing Aearth man.
a. Fan boys go home crying.
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5. Like how Cloud is his bitch.
I mean, seriousely, even in Advent Children Cloud or watev is still acting like all whiny and stuff, and did you even see how much he got his ass handed to him during that last fight, man.
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6. If Super Saiyan VS Sephiroth, Sephiroth will win, why?
a. Super Saiyan ddoes not have mother fucking masamune, they'll automatically get cut by it!
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7. If Superman VS Sephiroth , Sephiroth will win, why?
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8. Sephiroth VS the plante, if not for the A earth cunt, he'd would pwned it!!
9. There is not other video game villiam as awesome as Sephiroth
case and point:
a. Bison
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There is no other video game character as awesome as Sephiroth, period, all of them angsty bitch can go home an suck!
10. There is no comic book character as awesome as Sephiroth, case and point
a. Superman: Oh, did I mention he'd kick superman mother fucking cunt?!!!?
b. Ironman
c. Captain America
d. Xman
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11. There is no anime character as awesome as Sephiroth , case and point
a. Goku
b. Naruto
c. Al
d. Allcart
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It short, Sephiroth is the most mother fucking awesome character ever, because he kick more ass then any body has ever done before, he is more aweosme then any other video game character, and more badass then any other video game villiams out there, and because he is aweosmely baddass mother fucker, don't even question it.
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