Douchebag Roommates

My current roomate is a total bitch. I mean there are no other words that could possibly describe her better than "Stank ass cunt", "Chonga", and the nefarious "Herpes Simplex C Chimera" This girl loves to leech off of people, and ironically as of the last 5 months, I alone have been paying the electric, the rent, and possibly everything else that we have to pay. She used to sit at home and do nothing but drink, snort cocaine, and have sex with her 40 year old boyfriend ,who reminds me of a rejected guitarist (Seriously, the man has no potential for a good future...), on my fucking bed. Not only does she do that, but shes broken 2 of my work laptops and gotten me fired from 2 jobs in the last 4 months because she decides to come over and create a scene about why life is so miserable, with thin cuts on her wrist.

She clearly is a waste of airspace and organic material, just like having a pet roach, its fucking pointless! So now I am moving out, finally, and going with my friend alan. Sweet....

Jam it back in, in the dark.