Your first kiss?

I don't know if it's my first one, but it's the first one I can recall. I got a job at a grocery store when I turned 16 to pay for my car. There was only one other person working there even close to my age--a cute blonde girl. After about a week of this and that, I ended up giving her a ride home (there was something wrong with her car--I don't recall what anymore) and we, uh, did various things for about an hour and a half in my car.

I found out later, of course, that she had a boyfriend. As I recall, that guy was a real piece of work. Abusive, yet adorable--you know the type. Anyway, it was on and off with her for a while. She ended up breaking up with the piece of work at one point and then glossed over me for some other guy. Apparently, it's okay to cheat on your boyfriend with an atheist and go crying to an atheist for moral support when your boyfriend beats you up, but you can't actually have an atheist for a boyfriend.

Last I heard, she married 'some other guy' with the intention of doing missionary work (converting heathens, not the other thing) overseas with him. Knowing her, they're probably in a trailer park with 3 or 4 kids by now. I can sure pick 'em.

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