Ever hurt yourself stupidly?

My doubly-damaged knee. The first time I did it in I have no idea how it happened, but apparently my outline was left on the floor by my hat, cigs/lighter and slippers. It was starting to get better when I complicated it by slipping on ice outside a pub. It's not been the same since.

The best ridiculous accident I had was kicking a toy to my dog on my particularly slippery kitchen tiles. It was a proper cartoon moment; one leg went flying up into the air and I fell back and smacked my head on the floor. After I got over the panic attack it was pretty damn hilarious; kind of wish someone had caught that on camera.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I used to get into a lot of scraps with my brothers when I was younger. One particular time I was running away from the elder of the pair, who, being much taller than me, had the ability to pick me up by my ankles and drop me on my head (still does actually, he did that to me a few months ago). Not wanting a sore and fuzzy head for a few hours I pelted up the stairs, him in hot pursuit, ran for my room and made an epic dive for my bed. Apparently I was more athletic than I thought; sailed right over my bed and went headfirst into the wall. Just to add insult to injury, my parents reprimanded me for being so noisy.

How ya doing, buddy?