Temper, temper!

A 19 year old cat can ram a door open? That's pretty fucking impressive... My brother's cat was eerily similair (although obviously is no super cat). If I was on the computer, she wouldn't just jump on my lap, she'd jump onto the fucking keyboard and type random shit, wandering back and forth expecting attention. If her food-bowl wasn't full enough, she didn't yowl, but she did leap onto the piano and walk up and down it until she was fed. Really really irritating when you're halfway through a piece. Why not put catnip wherever you want him to be?

I used to be good at keeping calm when I was a teenager (odd I know), well except for a few exceptions. The most spectacular was probably the time when these complete dicks started throwing stones and rocks at me and my friends one breaktime (one rock actually badly injured my mate's hand). Deciding that because we were just trying to ignore them and dodge the hail of rocks, one of them picked up this wooden plank and chucked it near us. I was really pissed off at this point so I picked up the plank and ran after them like some sort of rabid animal, and considering there was just me, I was suprised that the 7 of them ran like hell. It all culminated in me chasing one of them down and thumping him repeatedly in the face until teachers broke it up.

Now however I have random surges of rage; I usually thump the wall rather than getting completely out of hand. I've messed up my knuckles thanks to that.

Jam it back in, in the dark.