Ever hurt yourself stupidly?

Christ, when have I NOT injured myself stupidly? Just last night I accidentally burned the tip of my nose trying to smoke a bowl with my roommate. Apparently my depth perception was temporarily turned off.

The worst one was when I broke my foot back in the summer of 2007. I was operating a power jack at the supermarket where I worked, and it was a particularly finicky jack. When I tried to turn it around in a tight spot, the thing freaked out for a bit and shot straight back in reverse over my foot, cracking it quite painfully.

In the winter of 2005 I sprained my ankle twice, both times slipping on the ice like a dick. The second time being the day after I felt I was fully healed from it and was able to walk normally. Wrong.

And I mean seriously, I could probably fill this thread with clumsy dumbfuck accidents I've had.

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Originally Posted by Bigblah

I once saw a road sign on the street beside my apartment. True story.

Saw? I once obeyed a road sign when it told me to bring my vehicle to a complete stop.

There's nowhere I can't reach.