The Other Customer

Christ, where do I begin with this one... I guess I'll start with the nuisances that arise from my daily form of transportation: The Subway.

- People talking overly loud. As in, volume levels encroaching on yelling.
- People who don't obey the "let them off first" rule when the doors open.
- MP3 cell phones on full-blast so everyone can hear the latest single from "African American Rapper Who Loves Money and Bitches"
- The person who walks in the middle of the stairway carrying two enormous bags from Macy's so not even Kate Moss can pass by them.
- The person(s) who walks excruciatingly slow in a crowded area.
- The homeless guy with one arm on the L train who gets all up in your comfort zone to ask for change instead of letting you be.
- The breakdancing crew on the A train (Only cool if you're viewing from a distance. Otherwise prepare to get sweep-kicked).

More to come, I'm sure.

How ya doing, buddy?