[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Just a thought: if closing the door at night was all it took to deal with these things, they probably wouldn't have had to evacuate the entire town.

Most amazing jew boots

Can't Bob do some kind of sense-evil-entity bullshit from the cemetary gates to find out what's what?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Is it even possible to land a critical hit while throwing tankards? Not that I'm just going to keep throwing tankards, just curious.

FELIPE NO

What are the chances of there being, say, a pitcher of orange juice or some fresh limes or some equally acidic beverage behind the counter?

How ya doing, buddy?

So, if axes don't work, can I pick up and equip a chair?

Would a chair be more effective than grabbing a torch from the wall? How are stats generated for improvised weapons?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

A torch could cause lingering fire damage though, at the very least.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I would think that a dexterityless clown like ol' Soggy is better off hefting blunt instruments than trying to use a weapon he doesn't understand.

What kind of damage would those candies do if Motsognir could toss one into a zombie chest cavity and have Bob shoot an acid arrow nearby? Would leaving them on the ground by a zombie be enough for the acid splash to make an explosion?

How ya doing, buddy?

Is tossing around exploding candies a standard, minor or free action? Do I have a good enough arm to throw to a specific floor tile?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Hawkeye, you didn't screw up opportunity attack rules, but you can't make a standard action and two move actions in the same turn.

I was speaking idiomatically.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

2 Dice Rolls *big money, pat

I want to play with dice too.

FELIPE NO

I don't even understand what the numbers mean beyond "high number good; low number bad".

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Shin

Yeah, I'm fucked if I'm doing my own rolls. I've got to the point where I vaguely understand the rules but I'd prefer to leave the details to Pang. The only reason I ever check my character sheet is to see what powers I've not used yet.

Pretty much exactly the same here.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'M NOT DEAD YET

SHIT

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Can I move into a full defense while prone, or do I have to stand up for that?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well yeah but I don't have an action point and I can only shift so far. I don't want to get saved from the brink of death, stand up, run away, and have an evil dog infect my ass to death as I stumble off.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Str and Int, I believe.

I was speaking idiomatically.

That last attack was a Viper's Strike, if you can't tell from my miraculous two perfect die rolls.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Still going with + to int and str.

I'm going to go with Arcane Initiate for my fourth level feat, and pick up Scorching Burst.

Soggy's learning magic tricks.

Additional Spam:
Hawkeye, you can't make two move actions and a standard in one turn, again.

FELIPE NO

But who else is there to provoke innapropriately timed sexual advances?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

EDIT: you beat me to it

And, you know,

Damage: As weapon


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Jam it back in, in the dark.

If the wiki is up to date, then we're still 88 XP short of the level.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Dice Roll *555555

Can't we just throw Ewan down the hole to check for traps?

Or maybe if that's too cruel he can just wander down to see what we're up to and accidentally trip into the hole...

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well, I mean, if he's not going to be doing anything else we might as well make him useful.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?