[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House

Well Soggy does have the advantage of his Commander's Strike which conveniently replaces his attack bonus with someone else's whenever it suits him

I had actually forgotten about this after Brady left, but I suppose these newfangled plus-twelvers deserve a go.

How ya doing, buddy?

I think the issue there is that the innermost thoughts of the undead are "Ghrhrhhhghghhghaaaaaaaagrhhghghrhhhllglhr".

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Oh. That's a downer. I thought that was just a trendy name they had thrown on the card to describe the effect of the attack.

Over a year in and I still can't read the basic attack information coherently.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I already have way more rope than the group will probably ever need, if it matters.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

And I'm not going to fall madly in love with anyone shorter than I am.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'm going to go ahead and pick up Stand The Fallen.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Colonel Skills

Good point, Pang. I was considering going two handed swords for interest, but that might be too much of a change for when (real) Garr got back. I don't think I'll change that sort of focus on him.

Garrmondo can have the falchion I picked up from the wagon wreckage. I only picked it up because no one else did. It's a good bonus for the party but it makes more sense for someone who actually uses swords to use it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Really, all he has to do is get the enemy all oiled up for Bob and Soggy to light.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Getting greasy in and of itself doesn't make an orc fall over. He'd still have to take a step, which is something he doesn't have to do to fire a crossbow.

If anybody was actually interested in retrieving this cake, we'd already have magic'd it over.

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In all fairness, I'm just asking for an opinion at this point. I haven't set anything on fire yet.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I know I should have picked up on this earlier, but can I switch out my Lv. 5 daily power from Stand The Fallen to Situational Advantage

? I didn't realize I had a magical Thor hammer at the time, and I didn't want to pickup a daily for a weapon I'd always have to run after.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

To be perfectly honest, I just thought it was smudgy abstract art until seeing the clean versions. Gotta side with the unfiltered.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

F6 would be adjacent to it after Acer threw it to E6, but thanks for the heads up.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

What's important is that the rest of the party assumes we ran off together.

How ya doing, buddy?

I fear that without any dwarves around the group will never do anything besides make skill checks.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'll put myself back in character queue as well, I think. I haven't looked at the first page of this thread in a long time and I'm kind of like a kid in a candy store with all these ridiculous looking races.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

The secret is to be funny while doing stuff. Just sitting around in a cave doing chemistry projects for no apparent reason only holds interest for so long, regardless of how witty everybody is.

FELIPE NO

Now you throw them a huge, probably magical warhammer.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Have you ever tried to set beer on fire?

protip:

you can't

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by a lurker

I'll be damned if I'm gonna be the only person who dies because of someone else's bad decision KNKWZRD

YOUR GLORIOUS BEARD WILL NOT SAVE YOU FROM MY ETERNAL WRATH

Someone was going to shoot a fireball into that room sooner or later.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

edit: when I think about it Motsognir/Gabe/Brigid technically made three healers but unlike Soggy Glock is actually kind of good at his job

My job was to traipse around caves hitting things with an ax. I did it pretty well, mister.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Lady Shinshin

The dragon was finally killed by Bob's standard ice spell.

With all due respect, fuck this noise, I'm taking that credit. The dragon was killed because Soggy collapsed a goddam building onto it. It doesn't matter if you played fairy around it's corpse.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?