Make pizza like a fucking pro

I have, and only in bouts of extreme hunger, reduced myself to spicing up frozen pizzas (I try not to eat them at all). Ive added extra sauce, hot sauce, hamburger, picante sauce (wasnt as good as it sounds), and vegetables. Nothing can really save it from the terrible card board taste, but it helps.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Im with you on that.

Ive been at 2 day LAN parties where frozen pizza was the only viable source of nutrition (I use that term lightly), but other then that I stay away from them.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I wouldnt think that cheese would be an issue. Its more so your prefrence. I think what he meant was, mozzarella is the original, and should be used when making "serious" pizza.

How ya doing, buddy?

Pinapple makes for a good pizza treat. Not something I would stuff myself with, but its a nice change of pace.

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Originally Posted by RABicle

That sounds pretty ace except for the pineapple. FU

Not a big fan of pineapple, eh? Elaborate on your disgust.

I was speaking idiomatically.

First of all, you never do pineapple if the other topping is anything other then ham. Ham and pineapple = rape.

The way I see it, with all the stupid shit people put on pizza now, pineapple isnt all that bad.

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Originally Posted by SemperFidelis

I had cow tail soup.

What exactly is this?

FELIPE NO