Charlie Sheen is one demented mofo!

"So I'm gonna leave early. Ok? Dickface. That's what I'm gonna do. Good-bye."

Haha, was I the only one who thought his phone messages were fucking hilarious? Imagine, those sentences, in Charlie Sheen's voice.

Anyways, besides being totally hilarious, the whole situation's pretty fucked up. I really only feel for the kids here though, because I've seen people go through divorces like this and it's usually not always how it looks. He probably has some reasoning for his 'attitude', I guess you could call it.

Well except for saying Denise is a "Coward and a liar and a nigger alright so fuck you." Now that's just ridiculous.

(I did love the Hot Shot's movies, Platoon and Wall Street though)

Jam it back in, in the dark.