Charlie Sheen is one demented mofo!
 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0421061sheen1.html

If even half of these things are true, I see Charlie's resurgent career (zuh?)taking a big nose dive. I especially like the stunning conclusion towards the end of the report, when she mentioned the recent death of one of his porn star / prostitute fuckbuddies, and asked if he had anything to do with it. Hilarity via psychosis.

But really, what did this B actress really think was going to happen? It's Charlie Sheen, for Christ's sake. Still, he was great in Wall Street and Platoon, right?

FBI probably made her do it so it would discredit Sheen's support of those 9/11 conspiracy theories.

Tinfoil.

This is the first I've heard about Chloe Jones' departure


http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8186/chloe3200zo.jpg

RIP Chloe Jones

Wait a minute.

Sudden nosedive for Charlie Sheen's career?

I thought everyone already knew he was a whore-chasing loser to begin with. I thought that was the standard public perception of him.

(that being said, I loved Hot Shots 1&2)

Chloe Jones dead? I guess I just skimmed and didn't read the whole thing. I thought they were talking about Anna Malle. :\

Also I dont' know what's worse, this or Tom Cruise wanting to eat placenta. Or however the fuck it's spelled.

WHAT?!! :1zhelp:

Placenta eating has become all the rave for the law-abiding cannibal.

As much as I hate Tom Cruise, that was a joke. He denied it on a ABC Primetime special.

Then again, everything else he said on that special was a lie, so...

His career going downhill eh? Thats a news flash dated 1996 if you ask me.

Doesn't everyone do this.

Maybe that's why he got the part he did in Ferris Bueller's Day Off? I dunno.

That is a hilarious movie too, by the way.

"So I'm gonna leave early. Ok? Dickface. That's what I'm gonna do. Good-bye."

Haha, was I the only one who thought his phone messages were fucking hilarious? Imagine, those sentences, in Charlie Sheen's voice.

Anyways, besides being totally hilarious, the whole situation's pretty fucked up. I really only feel for the kids here though, because I've seen people go through divorces like this and it's usually not always how it looks. He probably has some reasoning for his 'attitude', I guess you could call it.

Well except for saying Denise is a "Coward and a liar and a nigger alright so fuck you." Now that's just ridiculous.

(I did love the Hot Shot's movies, Platoon and Wall Street though)

As I understand it, it's not a really bizarre practice. Plenty of people do it. I saw something on a doumentary about some of the Brits being fond of it. I don't think I'd want to cook up my own afterbirth and eat it, though.

My OWN afterbirth? Something sounds really WRONG with that.

Man, I didn't realize that Denise Richards is 35. Then again, I rarely remember that I'm freaking 25, so why am I even surprised. Speaking of surprises, is she seriously surprised about Charlie Sheen's behavior? I mean certainly he didn't turn into a completely different person after they wed {you know, because everything she is describing about him was pretty accurate before they married}.

Meh, so another one porn star bites the dust, and another Hollywood celebrity has dirt flying around regarding them and appears to be a jerk in real life. One I certainly won't miss, and the other is nothing new. At least the transcripts were an amusing read :p

I for one will still continue to watch Two and a Half Men, and I will laugh just as hard as I always do while watching it ^___~

I must say The Chase wasn't that bad of a film.