[Movie] Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End

Between the mental breakdown and schizophrenia of Jack Sparrow (when we say we want more Jack we don't mean multiple iterations of him), the rock/crabs, the mast-sized giant Caribbean woman no one understands metamorphosizing into millions of crabs, falling over the cliff into Davy Jones' Locker, rocking the boat to flip it into the real world, the pointless pirate in-fighting culminating with Keith Richards' useless cameo that led to the standoff between the East India Trading Company and the ships of the Pirate Lords that ultimately became the most disappointing, most drawn out and time-consuming two-ship battle in the history of cinema, the death of Admiral Norrington (who sadly had to go to make their story work), all of the pointless sexual euphemisms, and the whole Will-Elizabeth bullshit, there were entertaining moments.

They were just so brief and so interspersed that to recall them now would only do more to defeat the ultimate point which I will make right now:

DO NOT SEE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN III. YOU WILL BE WASTING YOUR TIME AND MONEY TO SEE A FILM THAT IS FAR LESS ENTERTAINING AND ENJOYABLE THAN THE PREVIOUS TWO FILMS COMBINED.

May I suggest piracy?

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Originally Posted by Monkey King

HEY KIDS LOOK IT'S KEITH RICHARDS

That's the thing, though: the majority of the audience WAS kids (younger than high school). If they weren't informed beforehand of the fact that it was Keith Richards and who he is then the cameo is even more pointless. Kids these days probably wouldn't know who the Rolling Stones are if someone slapped them in the face with a Paint It Black 45.

There's nowhere I can't reach.