[Movie] Spider-Man 3

Originally Posted by Shenlon

Also, I think I'm wrong but did I just see the skinny dude from that 70's show o_0

Have you been living under a rock?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I thought we already knew that? The big question was whether it'll have the same guys, not the possiblity of other Spider-Man movies.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

That's from a wallpaper on the official site. It's legit, despite the terrible photoshopping. The tendrils look like they're in a different dimension than the face.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by MetheGelfling

I'd challenge anybody here to do better.

This argument has been anally raped by the Internet so many times that it's become meaningless. You could throw a cereal box in there.

It's criticism. Criticism does not require capability. You don't ask Roger Ebert to make the best film ever to make his criticism of movies valid.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by MetheGelfling

I'm just trying to get the point across that making something like that in PS is not just 20mins of work that can be pulled off by a no talent hack. It's not like the guy took a stock photo of Topher Grace and hit it with the "symbiote brush."

Yes, some effort went into this shit, but it doesn't change the fact that it's shit. The symboite doesn't look like it's in the same layer as Topher, especially around the face area. It lacks depth and I think the different lighting throws me off.

I was speaking idiomatically.

What a shit movie. It's obvious that Raimi was a fanboy for Sandman at the expense of Venom, so we get Marko's absolute irrelevance. The movie would've been tighter if just Harry and Venom were used.

Tobey is still a ugly fucker who should be spending more of the movie in a superhero costume, but at least the strained faces were kept to a minimum.

but hey peter hitler lol


What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?