Kurado must be a fucking dog.

Yeah, I'm a Wood Rat. I first learned this from my Faith, Fiction, Film, and Feminism course last year as our class read Amy Tan's Joy Luck Club, probably the only piece of literature I liked in college. Anyway, yeah: wood rat.

And some excerpts from the horoscope description I feel are true:

Feb 2, 1984 to Feb 19, 1985

-Rat people are so charming and attractive they are always surrounded by friends and admirers.
-Known as Perfectionists, they never want to lose face.
-It takes an understanding friend to get them to "put on the dancing plumes." -Rat people have vivid imagination and are known for creating extraordinarily magic moments in time.
-Rats enjoy being leaders and pacesetters and usually enjoy extraordinary success in life.
-Wood rats don't care about firecrackers and whiz-bam-boom special effects. -Somewhat introverted and shy in social gatherings, Wood Rats nevertheless make a big impact when it comes to career, finance, and entrepreneurial projects.
-A big ego keeps this one focused on the big picture, talking only when necessary to make the next move.
-The enterprising Wood Rat knows and lives the rules in human dynamics: compromise, flexibility, "playing it by ear," the Golden Rule, and generosity. In the Love Boat, don't expect the Wood Rat to whisper a lot of sweet nothings; again, still waters run deep.
-They don't need words, they ACT their love, showering affection, kindness, and respect on their loved ones, who love them in return.

Yeah, so that's at least 90% of the whole thing. Rat for life, I guess.

Jam it back in, in the dark.