I don't normally post in angsty forums

Originally Posted by Jessykins

I've had far more guy friends bail or flake on me than girls.

Kinda hard for girls to get away when you have your strap-on shoved up their ass, Jess.

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Originally Posted by YOU MAD

So Deni and Ziggy ruined two threads about how chicks suck by being huge cunts?

No. Ziggy did that by himself. He does it in *every* thread he posts in.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by ziggythecat

good thing your contribution saved the day. go take a midol and fix me a sandwich bitch.

Sorry, I'm too busy beat-raping your 18 year old female cousin's mouth with my ten inches of piston meat.

How ya doing, buddy?

Trying to reason with Frank is like trying to reason with the huge shit your dog left next to the bus station sign

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Frank's Bank

Okay, okay. You're right, but god damn if you're not a fucking jerk.

You know you've won the fight when someone completely side-steps the argument to name-call. Its like their body shut off the blood flow to the brain to keep it from overworking its self by processing higher reasoning.

"Yes, well, see these are the reasons that you're incorrect..."

"...WELL YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE"

Spoiler:

And there's always a place for the angry young man,
With his fist in the air and his head in the sand.
And he's never been able to learn from mistakes,
So he can't understand why his heart always breaks.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Axelrod :punch: Axelrod

That wasn't really a victory worthy of story and song.

And that is why no one will remember your name.

Spoiler:

Just fucking around at this point <3

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