I don't normally post in angsty forums
 

but what the fuck. Have you ever been stood up by a chick? Who the fuck texts "lets hang out tonight" and then goes MIA for the whole fuckin time. Bullshit.

Girls.

Did you read my Autobiography by chance?

Did you try her house?

She probably wasn't there, but it's a good opportunity to steal her TV out of spite.

Hey quazi I'll let you know my opinion on this later ok

Yeah, girls. Their ass is usually bouncing around as many places are their brains are.

Flakes are annoying as all hell. Don't talk to her for a while; they usually expect you to call and be all, "Why didn't you call," so they can feel important. Don't let them have that.

I've had far more guy friends bail or flake on me than girls.

Kinda hard for girls to get away when you have your strap-on shoved up their ass, Jess.

Yeah, she was cheating on me so I drank a bottle of Jameson, kicked her ass to the curb and started dating someone ten times hotter.

it's called having ovaries. or being upset because her ovaries are gone.

or she could've just died on the way to where you guys were going to meet. did you ever think of that?

I just love where this thread is going.

Did someone once tell you that you were funny? Is that where this need to shit all over internet forums comes from?

Because if they did, son, they lied. You're not funny. Stop trying.

not trying to be funny. just throwing out an opinion. it doesn't match yours so it's not cool?

If you seriously believe ovaries have anything to do with someone being tardy, you're a fucking retard. You're an idiot, and no, despite what your education system may have tricked you into thinking, that is not cool.

it was sarcasm. then more sarcasm when i posted that maybe she died and that's why she didn't show up. am I as good at internet message board sarcasm as some of the masters here? obviously not.

So you weren't trying to be funny, you were being sarcastic. But in a serious, unfunny way.

You are a stupid fuck, aren't you? You should have been a blow job.

you're right. what can I say? I should've been a blow job. Does that really make you feel better?

No, because you're still here and sucking out loud.

but you keep insulting me as if i'll run away. but since I'm a stupid fucker, I don't know when to stop trying to find out how not to be a stupid fucker.

I'm trying to think of a way to explain this to you in a language you'll understand. I know words are pretty much right out with you...

Wait. Got it.

http://www.waswatching.com/archives/CancerMan.jpg

No. Ziggy did that by himself. He does it in *every* thread he posts in.