How should I tell this bitch of a woman off?

Originally Posted by Shin

Am I the only person here who sees the hilarious irony in this statement?

Dude, get over it, find something else to waste your life worrying about.

FUCKING A

For all this posturing you're doing that you don't care, and how tough you are and how stupid this chick is and how much of an immature dick this guy is - you're all those things, a bag of snacks and the vending machine dropped on your head.

Theres no good way out of this situation: You leave her, you're a bigger dick than him and you lose her as a friend. You stay with her, you're miserable and have to deal with her ambulatory penis of a boyfriend.

Heres an option: Drive her the fuck away. Stop this passive aggressive bullshit you're playing at. Punch her boyfriend in the face - use a roll of pennies when you do it. Just go upside his head like he's a gold-toothed hooker working your corner and she's holding out on a roll.

You're not the biggest pussy I've seen on here, Hachifusa - but you sure as shit are one of the more dense ones.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Hachifusa

How would a roll of pennies hurt? Can you suggest something a bit more firm?

Ghetto-ass brass knuckles. Just put a roll in your fist and punch him. The roll will get you extra umf.

NOW YOURE PLAYING WITH POWER. SUPER POWER.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Slash

Why not just put it in a sock?

You're lookin to beat him - not kill the guy. You don't go madballing someone without really, really good reason.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.