Coke Whore Lohan Caught Again

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Lohan Booked for DUI/Cocaine Possession

The Associated Press is reporting that Lindsay Lohan was arrested a block away from the Santa Monica Police Department early this morning on two misdemeanor charges of suspicion of driving under the influence and driving on a suspended license, and two felony charges of possession of cocaine.
According to the AP, authorities received a call around 1:30 a.m. from the mother of the former personal assistant of Lohan who was traveling in a black Cadillac Escalade SUV. The mother reported that they were being chased by a white Denali SUV, apparently unaware that it was Lohan who was pursuing them. The personal assistant had quit her position with Lohan several hours before.

Police encountered both SUVs, and two people in a "heated debate," in the Santa Monica Civic Center parking lot, recognizing the driver of the Denali as Lohan. Lohan failed a standard field sobriety test (after reportedly refusing to take the Preliminary Alcohol Screening Device -- California's Breathalyzer -- used to determine alcohol levels in the bloodstream). According to the AP during pre-booking, cocaine was reportedly found in one of Lohan's pants pockets. A breath test was subsequently conducted revealing Lohan's blood alcohol to be between .12 percent and .13 percent. California's legal limit is 0.08 percent.

Just last week Lohan had turned herself into police to face drunk driving charges for a May 26th incident where she lost control of her Mercedes SL-65 and crashed into a curb on Sunset Boulevard. Lohan fled the scene, getting into a second car, which took her to a hospital in Century City for minor injuries, where police tracked her down. Her blood alcohol level was above the legal limit then as well and she still faces a hit-and-run misdemeanor charge in that case.

Lohan then spent most of June in Promises Malibu Alcohol and Drug Rehab Treatment Facility. She checked out less than two weeks ago on July 13th outfitted with an alcohol-monitoring bracelet. It was unclear whether Lohan was wearing her bracelet at the time of her arrest this morning.

The June stint at Promises was Lohan's second acknowledged visit to a drug and alcohol treatment center; the last took place in January.

Lohan was later released Tuesday morning on $25,000 bail.

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No surprise to anyone, but hopefully this will result in several female prison exploitation movies with porn stars named something like Lizzy Lowhands or something.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

I'm with Devo and her Dad - the three of these brain dead beauties should get really fucking drunk, snort a shitload of angel dust, and go for a nice drive off a cliff.

I just want her to make a couple of hardcore porn movies before she dies. According to the guy who played FES on That 70s Show while on Howard Stern, Lohan likes the butt love. (His insinuation - he said he dated a girl that was into it and had recently broken up with her)

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Karasu

and low and behold, she's being a hypocrite.

She's a hypocrite because she drove drunk before saying this, not because she was caught afterward. You're getting the order mixed up.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

The reality is: she's searching for her own death. And one day, she'll get it.

That depends. How many child stars burned themselves out in the same way? Linda Blair, Dana Plato, David Cassidy and Corey Feldman all had serious drug problems and all have survived to some degree or another. (Plato commited suicide years after the fact, even after making porn, so thats rather unrelated).

River Phoenix is an exception, not a rule.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

DUIs are a whole new ball game.

Montgomery Clift, who was a raging alcholic in his life, drove from Elizabeth Taylor's house drunk, went over an embankment at high speed, down a hill and shoved his car into a tree. When Taylor and Michael Wilding showed up, Wilding had to stick his fingers down Clift's throat because he was choking on his own front teeth. He had to have reconstructive surgery

Clift went on to get another Oscar nomination and two big hits (Judgment at Nuremberg and Frued). Even though his life was called the "longest suicide in Hollywood", he still had a career. Not everyone and everything dies in a DUI, after all.

I was speaking idiomatically.