DRAMA (God this is gonna be funny)

The only two who'd know the whole story here is Sass and Jessykins<3, but heres the jist.

I work at a Northeastern University. A girl whom I'd been interested in in many, many years is coming here as a grad student. However, there was recently drama involving an arguement between us over feelings and stupid Dawson's Creek nonsense. I still love her like hell - but I've been putting distance down between us because I'm tired of chasing my own shadow.

Now I find out that this other girl - Megan - is comnig here as a grad student. She's the one I had (have?) that Scottish Wedding love/hate/love thing with for years. Yeah, okay, she's married now - but this is going to make a very explosive situation because the first girl doesn't like Megan. She's never said why - but she's talked down about her to me more than a couple times after I've told her not to. (Megan is exceedingly pleasant though - she doesn't care the other girl doesn't like her and actually asks how shes doing because Megan knows shes family to me)

But still - this is going to get ugly because I can see either of them popping into my office for the next four years.

HYSTERICAL. (I'm actually laughing about this)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

And I get the feeling you like girls fighting over you (who wouldn't?) but uh. Whats-her-name, there. She's a sick puppy. You've heard it from a lot of people, so you can't say I am psychotic about this.

I disagree with "Sick Puppy" - but yes, something is there. This is why, as you know, I've distanced myself greatly from her. The last arguement put some shit into a different light - so now I'm drawing new lines on the battlefield. No more "Pickett's Charge" - now we're going for McArthur's initial invasion of Korea.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Theres a reason she doesn't like Megan. Its because she likes to think she's got you under her thumb and she doesn't want that to change.

Well, to her credit, she doesn't like *most* girls. She doesn't like Megan though for probably the reasons you cite - but I want to hear it from her, you know?

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

And I doubt Megan being married matters much. Especially when dramawhores like whats-her-name is involved. She loves games, that girl.

Well, her first line is always "You're up her ass all the time". And of course the one time I told her to get out of my ass - she went batshit on me. "Fine! I won't bother with you!" yadda yadda yadda.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

I don't know, man. Your resolve is pretty suckass. I have a feeling all she has to do is bat her eyes at you and she'll win this war.

I dunno. You seemed pretty pleased I left her at the bar, even after she pleaded with me to stay so *I* could drive her home. (Do I look like Morgan Freeman?)

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Absofuckinlutely I understand. But I almost guarantee unless you get her cocked out of her mind, you will never hear it from her mouth.

Not too long ago, she came online while she was loaded and said I should "try something sometime". At first I was like "Holy shit she's hitting on me now" but that quickly wilted the next morning when she first disbelieved she ever made that comment - and then balked and refused to look at my Trillian log. That was the match that lit the fire that's currently burning our bridges.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Man. I wish you'd find a nice girl you can tolerate to see what kind of a pile of shit you're lying in right now.

Well, lets get something straight. I am not very easy to deal with. For my entire life, I've just been a spermbank for girls - not that I knock them up but that they're just looking for a ride on the midnight meat train. Its turned my previously "romantic" ideas of relationships into cheap dramatic bullshit.

Were there nice girls? Yes, but I had my head so far up my ass and was plugging so many girls between 2000 and 2003, I could dump one and have another girl in my bed a week later without putting an ounce of effort into meeting one.

However, Megan was the result of my being a complete bastard. She was leaving for college in Maine and didn't want a long-distance relationship and I felt used, like I was the rebound guy after she said and acted like no other person I'd been with. My revenge took place for over a year - fucking her (then newly turned 18 years old) little sister, telling her I'd dig up her dead father and leave him on her doorstep, saying I'd nail a canadian goose to a cruifix and leave it to burn on her front yard - because she had met the man that is now her husband. I called it long, long before either of them dated and all but foamed at the mouth. And after all this - she still likes me.

Crazy she may be. But shes more honest than most and I know she genuinely cares about me. I can be myself with her - unlike with the other one.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Could you clarify what "up her ass all the time" means?

Depends. In the case of Megan, she doesn't like that I dote on her. At times I treat her like my little sister - other times like my estranged wife.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

If it is, you've got a nice case of jealousy-pseudo-possessiveness going on.

I need an exit, Mr Wizard!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

There's nothing longterm or healthy about this woman that you can benefit from.

Long term? Yes. Healthy? Perhaps not.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Thats a pretty nice girl. Pity you were such an asshole. But at least you learned from the experience, right?

Hard to say. On one hand, I haven't changed my spots much because I haven't been with anyone since her "in that way". I've bruised a couple of cervixes, sure - but Megan and I never had sex and I felt attached to her in a way that I had at one time though you'd only have with someone after sleeping with them.

I loathe to use the word soulmate because it's such a shitty, cheap word. She's not my life, she's not my reason for living - but theres a tiny little corner reserved for her, I'd say.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

And at least you can keep her as your friend, now.

SO. DIFFICULT.

She knows she can turn me on a dime emotionally and sometimes takes advantage of that. Not like a power trip but because she needs an honest reaction about something.

But the problem is is that she still likes me. In the sense of "If I werent married, I'd like to try again" way. Which is just... bash your head against a stack of Miller Lite 30 packs frustrating.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Man, I hope you're kicking yourself in the ass hard enough. ^_^

Every goddamned day.



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Originally Posted by Monkey King

Is all this drama going to be focused on you? Or are you just the coincidental convergence point for all this drama?

Both. It'll converge on me because I know them both.

And I *do* intend to enjoy it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by RABicle

You are ofcourse aiming for a three way. Correct?

If Megan weren't married, I could probably get her to sleep with me and 6 women at the same time.

Well, I mean, we'd discuss it and I doubt shed have a problem with the idea in theory

(lol)

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by RABicle

Really you should drink up one night with her and just casually float the idea into conversation. "How about sex with me and 6 other girls?"

Shes married now, much to my dismay.

And her husband wants to kick my ass because I make her cry

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

First, you pick a couple of broads who do nothing but cluck at each other over their beloved LeHah! Any woman who would fight over you should realize you're probably behind it.

I dare anything! I am Skeletor!

I'm not behind it, so to speak. Only in as much as they'd probably be fighting over someone else - it just happens that its me.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Especially if you're insisting on this Megan girl sleeping with you and six other women in some kind of fucked-up gangbang crap. Any woman who agrees to this is just cruisin' for a bruisin', man.

Oh, agreed. I'm admittedly stretching something she had said to me once - 6 is in such excess that I thought people would know I was kidding around.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Why do you have such a hard time finding mentally STABLE women.

Megan, for the most part, is exceedingly stable. Her fault is that she's unknowingly manipulative. Not in the way my best friend is - we've had that discussion - but in the sense that she changes "faces" a lot. She acts very different around different people, something I called her out on very early in our friendship. It was a major reason why we faught a lot - and we did that a lot.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Also, it is apparent to me that you're a lot more emotional than you let on around here.

Thats a strange thing to say, given that I come around and stomp people out verbally. I'd think that being angry would be a dead giveaway?

I am very "emotional" when it comes to her though - more so than anyone else I know. Wish I could turn it the fuck off because it's time I got over myself and moved on and shit. But her coming here, to where I work, is only going to undo all the emotional stitches I've made for myself, given time.

It's the old Irish Temperment - Irishmen wear their hearts on their sleeves and have no qualms with crying openly but will knock someone out if they make it a point of humor.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?