DRAMA (God this is gonna be funny)
 

The only two who'd know the whole story here is Sass and Jessykins<3, but heres the jist.

I work at a Northeastern University. A girl whom I'd been interested in in many, many years is coming here as a grad student. However, there was recently drama involving an arguement between us over feelings and stupid Dawson's Creek nonsense. I still love her like hell - but I've been putting distance down between us because I'm tired of chasing my own shadow.

Now I find out that this other girl - Megan - is comnig here as a grad student. She's the one I had (have?) that Scottish Wedding love/hate/love thing with for years. Yeah, okay, she's married now - but this is going to make a very explosive situation because the first girl doesn't like Megan. She's never said why - but she's talked down about her to me more than a couple times after I've told her not to. (Megan is exceedingly pleasant though - she doesn't care the other girl doesn't like her and actually asks how shes doing because Megan knows shes family to me)

But still - this is going to get ugly because I can see either of them popping into my office for the next four years.

HYSTERICAL. (I'm actually laughing about this)

Maybe you could somehow get them to like each other? There must be something good about either of them, or you wouldn't like them. Maybe you could somehow bring out the best in one of them for the sake of the other.

Or you could sit back and watch with an evil grin.

I often wonder why you get involved in these soap operas, sir.

I mean, I am all for drama and the like, but its just silly girl drama. And I get the feeling you like girls fighting over you (who wouldn't?) but uh. Whats-her-name, there. (I know her name. I don't think you want me to broadcast it, though) She's a sick puppy. You've heard it from a lot of people, so you can't say I am psychotic about this.

Theres a reason she doesn't like Megan. Its because she likes to think she's got you under her thumb and she doesn't want that to change.

And I doubt Megan being married matters much. Especially when dramawhores like whats-her-name is involved. She loves games, that girl.

I disagree with "Sick Puppy" - but yes, something is there. This is why, as you know, I've distanced myself greatly from her. The last arguement put some shit into a different light - so now I'm drawing new lines on the battlefield. No more "Pickett's Charge" - now we're going for McArthur's initial invasion of Korea.

Well, to her credit, she doesn't like *most* girls. She doesn't like Megan though for probably the reasons you cite - but I want to hear it from her, you know?

Well, her first line is always "You're up her ass all the time". And of course the one time I told her to get out of my ass - she went batshit on me. "Fine! I won't bother with you!" yadda yadda yadda.

I don't know, man. Your resolve is pretty suckass. I have a feeling all she has to do is bat her eyes at you and she'll win this war. ^_^

Absofuckinlutely I understand. But I almost guarantee unless you get her cocked out of her mind, you will never hear it from her mouth. =/

GOD, women like that give me a HEADACHE.

Man. I wish you'd find a nice girl you can tolerate to see what kind of a pile of shit you're lying in right now. ;_;

Could you clarify what "up her ass all the time" means? I mean, I think I have a pretty good idea, but its not something I am very familiar with. See, I think it means that you're always talking to/hanging out with Megan. I don't know if thats true.

If it is, you've got a nice case of jealousy-pseudo-possessiveness going on.

I dunno. You seemed pretty pleased I left her at the bar, even after she pleaded with me to stay so *I* could drive her home. (Do I look like Morgan Freeman?)

Not too long ago, she came online while she was loaded and said I should "try something sometime". At first I was like "Holy shit she's hitting on me now" but that quickly wilted the next morning when she first disbelieved she ever made that comment - and then balked and refused to look at my Trillian log. That was the match that lit the fire that's currently burning our bridges.

Well, lets get something straight. I am not very easy to deal with. For my entire life, I've just been a spermbank for girls - not that I knock them up but that they're just looking for a ride on the midnight meat train. Its turned my previously "romantic" ideas of relationships into cheap dramatic bullshit.

Were there nice girls? Yes, but I had my head so far up my ass and was plugging so many girls between 2000 and 2003, I could dump one and have another girl in my bed a week later without putting an ounce of effort into meeting one.

However, Megan was the result of my being a complete bastard. She was leaving for college in Maine and didn't want a long-distance relationship and I felt used, like I was the rebound guy after she said and acted like no other person I'd been with. My revenge took place for over a year - fucking her (then newly turned 18 years old) little sister, telling her I'd dig up her dead father and leave him on her doorstep, saying I'd nail a canadian goose to a cruifix and leave it to burn on her front yard - because she had met the man that is now her husband. I called it long, long before either of them dated and all but foamed at the mouth. And after all this - she still likes me.

Crazy she may be. But shes more honest than most and I know she genuinely cares about me. I can be myself with her - unlike with the other one.

Depends. In the case of Megan, she doesn't like that I dote on her. At times I treat her like my little sister - other times like my estranged wife.

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I need an exit, Mr Wizard!

You're right. I was very, very pleased that you actually slapped that bitch with some assholery. Awesome job. <3

She's fucking with you. She wants you to want her, but she'll only string you along. You may get something someday, but only out of her desperation to keep you on the line.

There's nothing longterm or healthy about this woman that you can benefit from. =/

You remind me so much of my father sometimes. ;_;

Thats a pretty nice girl. Pity you were such an asshole. But at least you learned from the experience, right? And at least you can keep her as your friend, now.

You should be happy for that. I would be.

Man, I hope you're kicking yourself in the ass hard enough. ^_^

Long term? Yes. Healthy? Perhaps not.

Hard to say. On one hand, I haven't changed my spots much because I haven't been with anyone since her "in that way". I've bruised a couple of cervixes, sure - but Megan and I never had sex and I felt attached to her in a way that I had at one time though you'd only have with someone after sleeping with them.

I loathe to use the word soulmate because it's such a shitty, cheap word. She's not my life, she's not my reason for living - but theres a tiny little corner reserved for her, I'd say.

SO. DIFFICULT.

She knows she can turn me on a dime emotionally and sometimes takes advantage of that. Not like a power trip but because she needs an honest reaction about something.

But the problem is is that she still likes me. In the sense of "If I werent married, I'd like to try again" way. Which is just... bash your head against a stack of Miller Lite 30 packs frustrating.

Every goddamned day.

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I'm not clear on something here. Is all this drama going to be focused on you? Or are you just the coincidental convergence point for all this drama? Because if the shitstorm is going to occur merely because you're there, I'd say just sit back and enjoy the fireworks. Drama-watching is surprisingly entertaining, I'd found, as long as you don't get close enough to get your face burnt.

Both. It'll converge on me because I know them both.

And I *do* intend to enjoy it.

These are GRADUATE students? <sigh>

Here, I thought that kind of nonsense ended with 9th grade... :) I often mistake education and age for maturity...

I hope that these two women will find their studies rigorous enough that they won't have the time nor inclination to bother you! Maybe they will become so consumed with what they really should be there for, that none of this will matter once they begin class. Then, if/when they do visit you at your office, it will be less focused on the past, and much more on real priorities.

What are they studying? (The more intense the subject material, the less you are likely to see them.)

You are ofcourse aiming for a three way. Correct?

If Megan weren't married, I could probably get her to sleep with me and 6 women at the same time.

Well, I mean, we'd discuss it and I doubt shed have a problem with the idea in theory

(lol)

Really you should drink up one night with her and just casually float the idea into conversation. "How about sex with me and 6 other girls?"

Shes married now, much to my dismay.

And her husband wants to kick my ass because I make her cry

You pick real winners, don't you.

First, you pick a couple of broads who do nothing but cluck at each other over their beloved LeHah! Any woman who would fight over you should realize you're probably behind it.

Especially if you're insisting on this Megan girl sleeping with you and six other women in some kind of fucked-up gangbang crap. Any woman who agrees to this is just cruisin' for a bruisin', man.

Why do you have such a hard time finding mentally STABLE women.

It could be because there are very few out there. And those that are mentally stable, you wouldn't have an interest in. Because they won't fuck one guy in the presence of 6 other bitches.

Also, it is apparent to me that you're a lot more emotional than you let on around here.

Consciously or unconsciously, some people just keep picking the psychos for some reason. Lehah is not the only person I've known to do this. Even if he's making up half of what he told us, this guy I know on another board is lucky to be alive, after all the crazy bitches he's dated.

Maybe Lehah should be making an Angst topic entitled "How do I quit picking crazy bitches"?

I'm not behind it, so to speak. Only in as much as they'd probably be fighting over someone else - it just happens that its me.

Oh, agreed. I'm admittedly stretching something she had said to me once - 6 is in such excess that I thought people would know I was kidding around.

Megan, for the most part, is exceedingly stable. Her fault is that she's unknowingly manipulative. Not in the way my best friend is - we've had that discussion - but in the sense that she changes "faces" a lot. She acts very different around different people, something I called her out on very early in our friendship. It was a major reason why we faught a lot - and we did that a lot.

Thats a strange thing to say, given that I come around and stomp people out verbally. I'd think that being angry would be a dead giveaway?

I am very "emotional" when it comes to her though - more so than anyone else I know. Wish I could turn it the fuck off because it's time I got over myself and moved on and shit. But her coming here, to where I work, is only going to undo all the emotional stitches I've made for myself, given time.

It's the old Irish Temperment - Irishmen wear their hearts on their sleeves and have no qualms with crying openly but will knock someone out if they make it a point of humor.

It's funny how you mention Dawson's Creek and then go on to explain this melodramatic situation involving two ladies and you.

You should pretend to hate either of them in front of the other one, thus filling their need for validation and wooing them both. They might be surprised when they discover they're having a threesome with you, but the raw lust will be no match for their petty hatred.

Well, Lehah, I think you're perfectly aware of the actions you should take to aliviate this problem before it burns a hole in your anus.

The first lady kind of sounds like a bitch, so dump her and get her out of your life.

Keep at bay with Megan and quit doting on the past you had with her. You had your chance, it's gone now. I don't say that to be mean or anything ;_;

Then! Take some time to reflect and pull yourself together and set some priorities straight. That seems to be your biggest problem here; you want to push forward but you keep tying yourself down to bullshit (ie, women bullshit) Obviously in the state you're in, you're not making the best discisions for yourself--atleast, in the romance department--and you're not really doing much to change these problems than talk about how shitty they are. Do something!

And do it now. NOW NOW NOW NOW