HAY GUYS

Misogynyst Gynecologist · Nov 20, 2006, 11:10 AM

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Actually, I just wouldn't - ever.

I'd consider putting money down on the fact that Alice might've worn one or two in her youth.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Misogynyst Gynecologist · Nov 20, 2006, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

In fact, I'm pretty sure it's illegal in 46 states to wear one after age eight.

Tell that to every chubby black woman in the last 5 years.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Misogynyst Gynecologist · Nov 20, 2006, 12:28 PM

Breast implants and a tummy tuck. If you're going to squeeze into a Chinese Finger Trap of a top like that, you'll need to be a 36E and have a size 0 waist.

Seriously though - two-sized tape will do fine or even a strapless bra could help, I'd think.

Women's fashion is so fucking bad, awful and stupid no wonder it changes every couple months.

How ya doing, buddy?

Misogynyst Gynecologist · Nov 20, 2006, 01:15 PM

Originally Posted by kiyo-chan

That's why you just have to make your own fashion! ^_^

I found a long length of rope this morning.

Now I know why God put it there. He's trying to clue me in.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Misogynyst Gynecologist · Nov 20, 2006, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

How about you get creative and sew an elastic which is a little more...STRONG into the seam of the top?

Making the top seam of the shirt have a strong elastic grip totally ruins the point of wearing a tube top.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Misogynyst Gynecologist · Nov 21, 2006, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by Ayos

I couldn't get LeHah to let me borrow his length of rope

I was too busy making it into a noose for you.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?