The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

Originally Posted by evergreen

So Wes Craven's 80s film The Hills Have Eyes...

Uh, the original movie came out in 1977. There were three major "underground" horror films before 1980: Night Of The Living Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Last House On The Left - though some people switch Last House... with Hills depending on whom you talk to, as some people discredit Last House... because it has heavy influence from Ingmar Bergman's The Virgin Spring. (I have heavy leaning toward Last House...)

(What do all these movies have in common? All their modern remakes are egg-sucking peices of guttertrash shit thats not worthy to eat the dookie as it slides out like Dairy Queen from my puckered asshole)

I don't want to see this movie. At all. Nothing good can come of it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by CloudNine

Just thought Wolf Creek was really stupid

You and everyone else. Tanked horribly at the box office. You'd think it was the sequel to Ishtar or something.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

[00:47] Jesse: I just saw... The Hills Have Eyes.
[00:47] LeHah: The original or the remake
[00:47] Jesse: It may be, quite simply, the worst movie I've ever seen.
[00:48] Jesse: My brother says the original is much better than this was.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.