The most annoying thing, heard on a commercial

Any commercial for that show House. I swear to God they start every commercial by saying "On the next episode of House, House tackles his biggest case yet when [insert this week's plot here]". How fucking annoying is that? I've never seen the show, but apparently every freaking episode is about Dr. House getting a new case...his biggest case yet!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Spike

They do this by quoting different journalists or movie critics. One critic may say that this comedy is the #1 comedy and another critic will say another comedy is the #1.

Nah, they go by the actual numbers, they just have to be a little creative with the wording. If it really is the #1 movie in America, they'll say that. If it's the top comedy movie in America, meaning that any movie currently above it is a drama or something, than they say it's the #1 comedy in America. If there is another comedy above it, but in a different category, then they'll say soemthing like the #1 family comedy in America, or the #1 animated comedy in America. The most recent example I can think of is when Scary Movie 4 came out about a month ago. It beat out Ice Age for the #1 spot, and it was also comedy. Since they couldn't say it was the #1 movie or the #1 comedy, the commercials started saying it was the #1 family comedy in America, since Scary Movie 4 is in no way considered a family comedy. By using clever wording, they are technically telling the truth, without even relying on critics or anything.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

It probably is a good show, but those commercials are part of the reason why I've never even attempted to watch it in the first place. I may pick it up on DVD one day if it ever goes on sale, so I can see it from the beginning and not be subjected to crappy commercials that advertises the next epidode the same way they advertise every episode.

How ya doing, buddy?

That reminds me, those Old Navy commercials that they were playing a couple of months back, with that annoying song (it might be the plaid one you're talking about Rydia). It was something like "Blue, blue the sky is blue, the grass is green and my heart is true", or some crap like that. The lyrics are stupid enough on their own, but combined with the crappy music, crappy singing, crappy dancing, and crappy clothes, this commercial annoys me to no end.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?