The most annoying thing, heard on a commercial
 

I hate the annoucer that says, (It's the number one movie in America), (Or the number one comedy)!!!! He says it all the god damn time when a new movie comes out!!! He even says the same thing for two or three movies that are out!!! How is one movie soppose to be the #1 movie in America when he said that for another one???!!! Everytime it's the same stupid phrase in each fucking commercail..........

I've been hearing that crap for at least 2 years now, it's so annoying......

They usually use such verbal tricks as "#1 Comedy movie in America." For example, RV is the #1 comedy movie in America. Which means a lot, because it's up against films like Just My Luck.

The most annoying commercial ever is that Remodel America ad on TBS. They play it at least twice every commercial interval and the... ARG ANNOYING DIALOGUE!

Something about promotional offer, keep the price secret, let us put the sign up infront of your house, four wall composite material... man, I hardly watch TBS and I already know all the god damn things for this commercial.

Anything on a Geico commercial is annoying, (#1 annoyance is the lizard around whom revolves the whole commercials):aargh:

"Save On Tuna!" commercial is annoying. I think it was Mr. Sub or something so I guess it'd be Canadian.
Explanation: There's a guy belting out at full volume "Save The Tuna!...Save The Tuna!..." etc. His manager comes out of the restaurant and says: "It's Save ON Tuna...[unintelligible]"....then the guy's like "whatever...Save On Tuna!..." etc. at full volume again.

So sad, after all that advertising I can't definitively remember which place to eat it was :0

Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now? Can ya hear me now?

Repeat ad nauseum.

any commercial where McDonalds trys to be cool, BAH BAH BAH BaHhH BAH! *random breakdancing, and burger eating*

WANNA FANTA FANTA FEVER FANTA FANTA FANTA FEVER

...and repeat 50 thousand times.

I thought I could avoid it by staying away from movie theaters. But now it plays on TV every few minutes.

Any commercial for that show House. I swear to God they start every commercial by saying "On the next episode of House, House tackles his biggest case yet when [insert this week's plot here]". How fucking annoying is that? I've never seen the show, but apparently every freaking episode is about Dr. House getting a new case...his biggest case yet!

They do this by quoting different journalists or movie critics. One critic may say that this comedy is the #1 comedy and another critic will say another comedy is the #1.

Also those dumb milk commercials with the farmers and girls trying to be all hip with break dancing and rapping. So silly!
"Big bad bessie with the m-i-l-k!"

Hardees Commercials. The commercials are so pathetic.

They don't even say "Hey, buy this food because it tastes good". They say "Buy this if you're a real man".

I'm sorry, I don't think of gender roles when I'm sinking my teeth into a cheaply made Fast Food patty.

Nah, they go by the actual numbers, they just have to be a little creative with the wording. If it really is the #1 movie in America, they'll say that. If it's the top comedy movie in America, meaning that any movie currently above it is a drama or something, than they say it's the #1 comedy in America. If there is another comedy above it, but in a different category, then they'll say soemthing like the #1 family comedy in America, or the #1 animated comedy in America. The most recent example I can think of is when Scary Movie 4 came out about a month ago. It beat out Ice Age for the #1 spot, and it was also comedy. Since they couldn't say it was the #1 movie or the #1 comedy, the commercials started saying it was the #1 family comedy in America, since Scary Movie 4 is in no way considered a family comedy. By using clever wording, they are technically telling the truth, without even relying on critics or anything.

But hey it is a very good show, I watch it whenever it's on so yeah. but your right that is kinda annoying.

It probably is a good show, but those commercials are part of the reason why I've never even attempted to watch it in the first place. I may pick it up on DVD one day if it ever goes on sale, so I can see it from the beginning and not be subjected to crappy commercials that advertises the next epidode the same way they advertise every episode.

I hate:
1) Movie Commercials that try to rank movies by box office sales when a week later a better movie will eventually come out and have more sales.
2) Fast food ad's that try to appeal to the 'hip hop' style
3) Cell phone commercials that try to compete with one another about dropped calls, and more service area...why not just combine the damn lines into one and make Cell Phones a monopoly then?!
4) Soda Commercials (preferibly Pepsi) that put the soda doing things that are just stupid...
5) News commercials...i mean, come on, the news comes on at certain times and everyone can simply be remembered by so threw commercials during credits, don't devote a whole 1-2 minute commercial telling me FOX news is the best and you should watch the top stories (which will be a surprise) at 11pm weekdays!

That is about for my hates on commercials.

What happened to my Sketchers!?

WHO WOULD DO THIS TO MY SKETCHERS!? :aargh:

I remember the Old Navy commercials a few years ago that would always feature a group of people dancing to a song. The most recent one I managed to catch had everyone wearing plaid, I think.

That reminds me, those Old Navy commercials that they were playing a couple of months back, with that annoying song (it might be the plaid one you're talking about Rydia). It was something like "Blue, blue the sky is blue, the grass is green and my heart is true", or some crap like that. The lyrics are stupid enough on their own, but combined with the crappy music, crappy singing, crappy dancing, and crappy clothes, this commercial annoys me to no end.

Because without competition, the remaining cell phone company could charge as much as they want.

Both the "Can Ya Hear Me Now?" & "Wanna Fanta" make me sick to my stomach. :ninja:

Probably the most annoying thing about any commercial is the sudden increased volume which, if anything, prompts one to press MUTE and go get a bag of chips.

Commercials are so gimmicky, loud, in-your-face, and obnoxious, they often make me not buy a product.

Although then there are some commercials which are so full of shit they do the opposite. Tendercrispbaconcheddarranch was so over the top sensationalized that I bought one pretty much every time I went to Burger King.

I have thick skin when it comes to commercials, but the thing that gets to me is outright lying and scamming.

For example, there's a commercial for an air purifier that tells viewers that it "converts pollutants to pure oxygen".

And I definitely hate this Kevin Trudeau guy. He's a liar and a scammer. He's been BANNED FROM THE MEDIA by the F.C.C. - and still the guy is hocking his book of bogus cures!! What the hell?! And people are actually buying it!!! You Americans are so stupid!

You know that Skittles commercial with the guy who has a moving beard?

Grosses me out every time they play it.

That goes double for the Axe Effect commercial with the muscular "chick". Someone hand me a bucket, I need to hurl.

I find that Skittles commercial to be pretty hilarious.

"Your resume's good but we need someone with more experience."

"Experience....Ha!" That slightly bitter laugh makes me chuckle every time.