[Wii] Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Ver. 214. Gobble Gobble Gobble, Slurp Slurp Slurp

1676-3386-8913. None of my usual aliases could fit in five spaces, so I went with Godot.

Just finished SSE and Events 1-41 today, so I'm pretty sick of solo unlocking stuff at the moment. Ready for some Brawlin'.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Probably doesn't actually work.

Spoiler:

Just go to "The Forest" in SSE and go in the first door you see.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I've added everyone listed in the wiki. Also if anyone was having trouble adding Ani, the one on the wiki had a mistake (the 6 and 8 were switched). Fixed it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I unlocked all the stages days ago, but I still don't seem to have Random Stage Select. Am I just not seeing the option somewhere? Or is there something more I have to do? I've beaten SSE and unlocked every character and done all the basic stuff (Classic, All-Star, Home Run, Boss Battles, etc.).

I'd very much like to be able to select random but not have to go to a Melee stage. ._.

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Originally Posted by Josiah

You sure you have all the stages unlocked, including the Melee ones? Like, I thought I had them all but then found I was missing this one. Once I got it, I got a notice saying not only that I had unlocked all the stages, but also that the "Random Stage" setting was now available.

Yes, I am sure. I also have over 200 KOs. Still no Random Stage Select.

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Originally Posted by Guru

I had random stage select long before I had 200 KOs. I had it when the only thing I'd played was some Classic and SSE, not online at all. So, I'm not sure what you get it from.

Have you played through Classic mode yet?

Done that.

I almost didn't see this because of late edit, but this might be why. Not sure though, I'd have to check. Should be close though.

Originally Posted by Lacerta

200 total KOs I believe...

Scratch that, it seems to be 100 Brawls.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I've updated my friend roster with everyone in the wiki. I'm not sure how many slots my brother will want, but may end up needing to delete some that never register by the end of the month. Also I was finally able to change some router settings and had some fairly low lag With Anyone matches, so that should be better.

I've been noticing a lot of 3+ player stock matches in Friend battles, but outside of 1v1 they're just not useful anymore. Not only to they keep people waiting and reward those who avoid fighting, but they fixed Time matches so you can't suicide to prevent others getting points off you.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Colonel Spreadsheet

Well, playing with Miles SORT of is possible. Lag is existant but minimal (as far as this game is concerned).

Playing with Starman was, unfortunately, a complete joke. I got out of the match after I realized the first 30 seconds of single digit frame rate was the faster of the two speeds I got in that match.

After you left there was almost no lag. Then Wolf joined and there was still almost no lag, and she's pretty far away. =/

Generally the difference wireless and wired should be practically negligable (like 5ms of difference), but it depends on the circumstances. However if you've already switched to wireless channel 1 and DMZ'ed your Wii, I guess there's not much else to try.

Is it just me, or are Pokéballs pretty weak in this game? Seems like most of the time it's just Goldeen, Bonsly, Wobuffet, or Munchlax. The only really useful one seems to be Latios and Latias. Assist Trophies are pretty much the new Pokéballs.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Colonel Spreadsheet

And since I'm not imcompetant, nor an idiot, I DO have my Wii DMZ'd.

I assumed you probably had, that paragraph was more of a general statement because a bunch of people were talking about it - not specifically aimed at you.

Originally Posted by Chaotic

Bonsly is pretty useful. You just have to chuck it at your opponent and should you connect...

*WOOSH!!

And yet it takes so long I've never seen that happen. ._.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Chaotic

(Not sure if any are missing from the list. If there's anything I missed)

I don't see Bridge of Eldin on that list, but I can't see them being too pleased with a stage that creates an explosive and that you can't edgeguard on.

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Sorry Kai, looks like my game likes to freeze up when I'm in a match with you.

I'm really starting to wish they'd included a random character filter, like there is with random stage selection (tied to your loaded name). When I don't get one of my least favorite characters, I seem to get Falco far more than I should.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.