I stayed over at a friends house and he had this one dog who was well behaved i was told. When I woke up next morning, one of my shoes was gone. Couldnt find it in the house. Looked in the backyard, there it was, the whole back of the shoe missing.

I wore that for bout a week after that too cuz i was a his house durin vacation out of state. I didnt feel too bad about it when i woke my friend up to tell him what happend, and his prescribed glasses were all chewed up and in half. Plus his wallet got chewed through too. I had to LOL at his glasses for awhile though because later on he was playin Deus Ex and those bums you see in the game w/ the dark eyes, he got startled and screamed a bit cuz to him it looked like she had no eyes, lol.
Jam it back in, in the dark.