Bright VS Bleak - Open VS Close - For once... I can't sort it out...

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

Guys, can we just lay off the name and help him with his relationship issue? I mean haw haw and that but this is the Advice Column. You've had your jollies. It's not like anyone around here hasn't had or hasn't known someone with a name that was considered odd. Personalities tend to erase those names. I once knew a dude named Jan which duh is typically a girl's name. Really awesome dude and we giggled about his name and shit but he was a cool enough dude and it kind of enhanced his personality.

Moving back to the topic...

Hey, isn't there that thing that tends to happen to mothers within the first year of giving birth that really fucks with their chemicals and makes them depressed or prone to make really stupid decisions? I don't know what it's called so someone back me up with facts here if they can but that might be it, Kiri. No offense or anything but that's the first thing that pops to mind. Also, is she taking anything? Not trying to be Dr. Acer here but it might help.

Hey, I said the same thing in GFChat and got laughed at!

Because, apparently, I'm only a dick and enjoy trolling. Who knew!

Well, I sent you a PM, Kiri, after you closed the thread, so I don't know what else to say!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Devoxycontin

Question: did she sleep on the floor during her pregnancy? That would piss me right off to the point of saying "fuck this."

What DOESN'T piss you off?

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Originally Posted by a lurker

Rit knowing you it was something like 'lol bitches be crazy'

folks don't respond well to that!

Nah, I was told him, if it is definitely over, there's not much he can do other than maintain a friendship and stay in his son's life.

I also told him that instead of thinking it over or dwelling on it, that he should go help other people out and see that everyone else has some sort of problem as well, it will help get his mind off of it on two different levels.

The worse advice anyone can give after a breakup is "Take some time to yourself and think about it."

That's like giving some suicidal motherfucker a gun, and a locked room, and telling him to have fun in there.

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Originally Posted by Crash Landon

Kiri is a him? I thought for certain it was a girl who wound up in a lesbian relationship, somehow got impregnated and was abandoned by a dyke lover who's just not into the MILF thing.

Because, you know, the first post sounds really feminine.

Well, anything is possible with the internetz.

Remember Sarah?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.