Your first kiss?

Well... This is an interesting story...

My first kiss was in the pants!

The End.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Omi-Cron Kenobi

You explain that shit right now.

Well, do you want the long version complete with LOLs or the short version that's LOL-less?

Fuck it, you get the long version, I waited a minute!

So, I'm a Freshman in High School, this Senior was like "Want to walk me home?"
Note: At this age I was young and naive and wasn't even thinking about girls like that. (Believe it or not!) What was going through my head was essentially "Cool, an adventure!" and "Another friend could always help". Besides, it's not like I had anything else to do that day, other than my homework.

So, I walk this girl home, and we start talking on her porch and shit. She's all "Care to come in, you'll have to leave soon though, my parents will be home."
Note: I'm thinking nothing of this at the time, I'm still thinking "A friend is a friend." and "I have nothing better to do."

So, we go inside she sits on the couch I sit on one of the chairs adjacent to her. We talk some more and then she tells me her parents will be home soon. So, she gives me a hug.
Note: This is the first time I had ever really been alone with a girl, let alone my first hug. Up to this point, I was listening to guys talk about blowjobs, sex, and naked girls like it was the best thing in the world. Like, earth shattering.

As she's hugging me she proceeds to start making out with me (my first kiss wasn't even a peck on the lips, it was full out disgusting "Try and hit your tonsils with my tongue or at least make you gag" makeout session) She proceeds to then take off her clothes and I accidentally let slip "That's it?"
Note: I was expecting fireworks or something here, guys.

She was all "What did you say?" I'm all "Uhhh... nothing." She then takes off my clothes and starts sucking my dick. Her parents come home. She's all, "You gotta go" and I'm all "I need to put on my clothes, damnit!" She forces me out of her house, NAKED, thankfully out the back door. So I had to hop a few chain link fences with my fucking clothes and shoes in my hands and then get dressed.

All in the surburban area NEAR the High School itself at around 4:30PM.

I'm still glad no one saw me, or so I think...

Oh yeah... I didn't even get a chance to cum!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by nadienne

Ritley's Believe it or Not. =o

It surprises me how many people got way past first base on their first kiss.

Well, it doesn't really surprise me! =o

Besides, a lot of girls are tramps these days.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Omi-Cron Kenobi

Come on man, can't be that bad? Let us in on it.

And Ritley, I forgot to mention this in my last post, but it's odd how some first kisses can be so much more. In both our situations (I think I described mine already) our first kiss was with girls that knew what they wanted.

Was yours way older than you too?

I've dated girls my age, older, and younger...

Arm chair psychology says they're all just as crazy, just in different ways.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?