[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

I changed my move on account of not feeling like killing Bob. Ewan wants that pleasure for himself.

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Anyone up for this plan?

Myself and maybe Brigid and or Bob can take care of the fish, because I can actually kill those. The rest of you get to work on the dogs, it doesn't make much sense to go wasting Arg's and the dwaves' strength on something with 1hp, and we need Bob to a) not die and or b) use any burst effects he has while they're useful. It's not looking like Bob is going to be able to avoid going down right now, so someone who can raise him would be good.

Right. Let the criticism begin.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Arg and myself are the only ones we can't heal, right? And he still has his second wind (i think so anyway, the wiki is just showing where a bunch of pictures should be, not being very helpful for some reason)

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Cool. I still wont go running in willy nilly, but I might not just hide in a corner until the end of the fight.

Also, for the Horde, I'm planning on using my only encounter power to give us combat advantage against the big scary one on his way in. Let me know when you're ready to whale on him and I'll knock his teeth out.

How ya doing, buddy?

Okay, so if the whole party gets blasted will the new one start from where they left off or will they be able to build up their characters from level 1 again?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I by no means said I wanted it to happen. If I wanted that I would have let the zombies bite Ewan and he would be knocking a few of your teeth out as opposed to the bad guys'. I was coming from the perspective of if Pang gets a little overzealous in trying to kill someone off and makes a battle a little too hard...

FELIPE NO

It's so true it hurts...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

All right! First to try out the "dice"! Editing my post with attack rolls.

edit:

Apparently I got a little overexcited... seeing as I don't know the stats of the bad guys...

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alright. I figured everything out, just didn't know what I was going up against so I couldn't know whether or not I hit the guy without assuming some random AC, preferably about 5.

How ya doing, buddy?

1 Dice Roll *lack thereof

Hooray for physically impossible dice!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Exactly. We can make some seven sided dice and use them, but if i design them the 1 is going to be on the biggest side.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I suppose it's not necessarily fair to make knk try to learn everything all at once - after all, he joined the game on the assumption that he wouldn't have to actually learn too much, and wasn't necessarily curious as to how the game worked, just wanted to play.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I thought of you guys when I first saw this.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Quote:

Did anyone manage to kill the Corruption Corpse? (February 8th Edition)

YES. Motsognir has destroyed the Corruption Corpse!

Let there be much rejoicing.

And they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.

yaaaaaaaay

Additional Spam:

Do Bob's Flame bursts hurt us as well if we're in the area of effect, or just the baddies?

FELIPE NO

Zombie Cap'n only gets to do one thing - standard, move, or minor action. Unfortunately for us, that one thing was knocking our short friend out.

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Is the zombie dead already? I kinda don't want to waste time attacking a dead(er) baddie.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Somehow, nothing would be the same without Bob. Every traveling group of adventurers needs some comedy relief now and then.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Thank you all for letting me join you in this quest. It's been a blast.

Pang, I'm sorry the kitchen jokes took so long to get to, it took me a while to figure things out.

Seeing as by the time I get to play again I'll probably be a well established member and moderator of GFF, see you all another time. I'll keep watching, it's just too funny to ignore. So long for now.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I think he's had enough zombie fighting for now. His motives were to keep his tavern intact. I'm sure the horde is welcome to stay anytime after he has the place up and running again. Besides, if Pang actually wants to add another PC, there's not going to be room for Ewan in the party anyway.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

They look like malboros to me. Big ones. I wonder how many status tags one of those could hand out in one turn.

How ya doing, buddy?

Why is everyone so determined to kill Ewan off? I tried so hard to keep him alive...

Fine. See if he ever gives you guys free drinks again.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I think you're after an insight check there, lurker. While trying to use your nature skill is an amusing play on words, unless this ghost has some potted plants in her place, you're not gonna get too much information out of it.

FELIPE NO

Ewan levels up! New encounter power!

Inexperienced Juggler
standard - encounter
requires knives
+5 vs. AC, 1d4 + 3 damage; enemies hit are dazed until the end of Ewan's next turn
close burst 1
Ewan can not throw knives for the remainder of the encounter

Additional Spam:

Wait - Arg goes before the spiders? They must have some monstrous penalty to their initiative

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Zerg, you're not supposed to be giving them advice. We don't necessarily want them to die, but that doesn't mean that we should help them live any longer than necessary.

Telling them to try things that will almost certainly get them killed, however, is fine.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Is it even possible to flank a swarm of spiders?

How ya doing, buddy?