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Ever hurt yourself stupidly?
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Michael J. Floppies


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Old Feb 23, 2009, 12:03 PM 2 #1 of 53
About 5 years ago.

Just got off from a long long day of waiting tables.

I'm exhausted. I'm trying to get out of my car.

At the same time I've realized that I've left my keys in the seat, I reach in to fetch them, as I'm slamming my car door.

I slammed my own head in my own car door.

I'm alone. I fall to the ground. Instantly. I can't see anything.

When I finally realize what's going on, I crawl upstairs to my apartment.

I sleep for 5 hours. I wake up and try to call a friend. I can't dial the numbers.

It took me like 5 minutes to get his number into my phone.

He takes me to the emergency room. I've given myself a concussion.

I have to be woke up every 3 hours while I sleep to make sure I don't slip off to dead land.


(... and the secret's out.)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Last edited by Thud.; Feb 23, 2009 at 12:03 PM. Reason: Because my grammar is shit.
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Old Feb 23, 2009, 01:17 PM #2 of 53
... that I'm brain damaged. But I guess I post those pictures in every journal entry.

There's nowhere I can't reach.
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