Britney Divorces K-Fed. CNN BREAKING NEWS!

Oh heavenly days? They're getting a divorce? However shall glorius America cope with such a devastating blow to such a talented and oft-respected starlet! This is most certainly such a pressing issue that needs to be covered by every news and radio station and everything else under the sun WOE WOE WOE BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER I'm gonna go play some more Pokemon now. Come back and find me when you have a topic thats actually worth giving two damns about. :P

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by qhtrinh

its amazing how some people can stay in a state of euphoria as long as britney spears. its amazing how she could be so blind to what was going on with someone like her husband, going into marriage, having children, being humiliated in public... well life is life. some people are blind, like me :biggrin:

but anyhow, the main thing would be who cares.

I could say something about Whitney Houston and list all the many similarities, but is that really necessary? I think not.

Anyways - It's MESSY DIVORCE FUN FUN MEDIA TIME! YAAAAAAAAY!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Quote:

"Kevin has told Britney she should comply with his demands otherwise the whole world will see her having sex, which will be devastating."

"Daddy, how comes you got custody and not mommy?"
"Because I threatened to show the whole world our sick and twisted sex life."
"Daddy I think I'm going to go through an awfull out of control teenage rebellion filled with hatred for you in later life "

Is there a famous person who isn't a moron? The only person I can think of is maybe Oprah Winfrey - but she rules the female world with an iron fist. XD

Imagine what she'll tell her children: "Your conception was the number one rated youtube video of 2007 ^_________^"

Britney's a skank, Kevin is an arrogant asshole jerk, and ten-to-one their kids will wind up needing serious serious therapy.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.