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Each day should be it's own damn special day and it's own adventure.
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If every day is like Valentine's Day to you, kill yourself.
I don't care much for Valentine's Day, whether I'm seeing someone or not. It's just not high on my list of things to care about.
But this year was especially shitty, since the last time I had a good time with my (now ex-)girlfriend, I was very drunk and we were shopping for Valentine's Day gifts. She suggested I should buy her a sex toy, so I did.
Surprisingly, things went downhill from there.
I don't know if the thing (one of those pink vibrating egg things that you see in Japanese porn a lot, not that I would know about that) ever arrived at her place. I'm sort of afraid to ask.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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