I don't normally post in angsty forums

Girls.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by ziggythecat

it's called having ovaries. or being upset because her ovaries are gone.

or she could've just died on the way to where you guys were going to meet. did you ever think of that?

Did someone once tell you that you were funny? Is that where this need to shit all over internet forums comes from?

Because if they did, son, they lied. You're not funny. Stop trying.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by ziggythecat

not trying to be funny. just throwing out an opinion. it doesn't match yours so it's not cool?

If you seriously believe ovaries have anything to do with someone being tardy, you're a fucking retard. You're an idiot, and no, despite what your education system may have tricked you into thinking, that is not cool.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by ziggythecat

it was sarcasm. then more sarcasm when i posted that maybe she died and that's why she didn't show up. am I as good at internet message board sarcasm as some of the masters here? obviously not.

So you weren't trying to be funny, you were being sarcastic. But in a serious, unfunny way.

You are a stupid fuck, aren't you? You should have been a blow job.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by ziggythecat

you're right. what can I say? I should've been a blow job. Does that really make you feel better?

No, because you're still here and sucking out loud.

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Originally Posted by YOU MAD

So Deni and Ziggy ruined two threads about how chicks suck by being huge cunts?

I'm trying to think of a way to explain this to you in a language you'll understand. I know words are pretty much right out with you...

Wait. Got it.



What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Wow Frank. Your observation would be witty and apt if you hadn't cut out the bit in the middle where he claims his original opinion wasn't meant to be a joke or funny!

You know, this bit?

Originally Posted by ziggythecat

not trying to be funny. just throwing out an opinion.

Go sell your cult of personality somewhere else. Not impressed, Kerouac.

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Originally Posted by Frank's Bank

Oh, my apologies, I quoted the wrong post of yours, Deni. I meant to quote the one you made before he revealed himself to be a dumbass, the one where your crusade isn't really at all justifiable. I fixed the original, thanks for the heads up.

Which still wouldn't hold up because the kid was in the middle of showing how truly not funny he is over two threads at the same time. You'd also note my original post was making fun of people like Ziggy, and as such was in no way meant to be taken seriously. Unlike his, which he says was in no way meant to be ironic or funny. He'd also been pulling the same schtick in another thread. The guy revealed himself to be a dumbass months ago.

Frank, you should really go back to half-assing your involvement. When you start trying too hard we can all see that you're a whiny cunt. Go take another drink and try and convince a few more people you're more than just an ego-vampire.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?