[Multiplatform] Console Wars!

Originally Posted by Elfstar

Maybe the Dreamcast would crop up more often in these kinds of online polls if, you know, anyone had ever bought one.

Hm. This statement needs something. It needs detecting work done.

I'd best wrap my superior mind around this issue right quick.



But there has to be a way to prove Shin wrong beyond the shadow of a doubt.

But how?



OF COURSE. A PRACTICAL DEMONSTRATION.



Oh, and Shin. One more thing. Do you like apples?



Cause my Dreamcast is so awesome it smokes a pipe. How do you like dem apples?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Elfstar

You've got one, Tails has one, Aardark has one, Maggie has one, Crash has two apparently and this representative sample of the wider community would indeed suggest that everyone in the world except me has a Dreamcast. Those kittens must be living in proper luxury.

Kittens probably blew all that money on Dreamcast consoles. Which is the only proper excuse you have for not owning one. Because kittens bought them all. Any other reason merely makes you a backwards cunt.

No wonder you don't like classic gaming, you've never actually played on a decent console. That and since you're in the UK, gaming unilaterally decided to give you no games ever.

Of course if you had a Dreamcast you could have just emulated all those awesome, nigh unattainable games right out of the box.

Because it's awesome like that.



But how do you wrap your brain around a concept as awesome as the Dreamcast? How do you define the awesomeness of the Dreamcast?

O Yeah.



Dreamcast. Yeah, it's kind of like that.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by The Dopefish

I might as well throw my hat into the "I have had a Dreamcast since 9/9/99" ring.

That said, would anyone like a Dreamcast?

Seriously?

And you wonder why we all think you have the brain functions of a gnat.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Guru

I had more fun playing Saturn than Dreamcast. Am I weird?

Seaman was awesome though.

The Saturn is another vastly underplayed system. I'm the first to say this is because the system itself is weak as shit. But come on. Shining Force III? Dragon Force? There is gold in them thar hills.

Also, I love my DC copy of Grandia II. Almost as much as I love my copy of SoA.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Elfstar

Yeah, I'm sure you can download Suikoden easily enough but my hardcopy's still worth £80 according to eBay.

I'm guessing that'll dip with the recent release of the PSN copy. Love my hardcopy anyway though.

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I dont think I ever knew anyone with a Saturn. Maybe one guy but he was the guy with a Mega CD and all those other weird plug-in bits for the Megadrive, overly generous parents too...

I was speaking idiomatically.

No, yesterday's shirt was a Venture Bros shirt. That is a pirate skull hat.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?