HAY GUYS

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Apr 15, 2008, 10:47 PM

I'd fly to California and find some guy named Juan who was all 14 and little and a bitch. And then I'd stomp his nuts. Because I think it'd be funny to hear Enceph tell this story about how some huge gringo just came up out of nowhere when he was like, 15, and just wailed on his junk, yelling about how he'd thank him for it in a few years when he avoided an unfortunate pregnancy scare because his boys shot blanks.

I'd be doing it for you, lawn care expert.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Apr 15, 2008, 10:53 PM

Originally Posted by Encephalon

As long as my sausage still worked, I'd love you forever, lumberfuck. <3

I'd only aim for the bag. I'm not a monster. Plus there's no WAY I'm missing out on the you-fucking-your-cousin's-girlfriend-on-your-sister's-car story.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Apr 24, 2008, 03:29 AM

Originally Posted by LeHah

I'd get up and take a burley shit.

Then I'd get emo because Eva Angelina hadn't hit the hardcore porn circuit yet.

Yeah, but think about it. You could track her down and rape the shit out of her, back when that meant something, you know?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Aug 2, 2008, 01:22 AM

Originally Posted by neus

I'd bail home, join a circus and travel the world, fall in love, learn new languages, get my heart broken, buy expensive things, make pretty paintings, learn how to play a guitar, learn how to do a perfect backflip, learn how to make a slingshot all over again, get in fights, get in fights, get drunk and high, get broken, get lost, get somewhere far away, and finally fall in love and die happy.

(Why would I regret doing anything as a teenager?)

I'd go back in time and convince this fucking pud's mother to have an abortion.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?