Why not to kill yourself

It wasn't acid. You stopped being a fat, slovenly piece of shit so she liked you. Also, how old are you, like, 16? A girl isn't worth this crap. Grow up and get on with your life.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Doesn't fit my ideal standard? He's asking about killing himself over a girl. If that doesn't deserve a slap upside the head and a grow the fuck up, nothing does. Anyone who's been through anything even remotely resembling the real world knows that. Certain behaviours aren't acceptable and need to be corrected before someone hurts someone else with their bullshit.

I'm sorry you're too simplistic to understand that this sort of behaviour is infantile and stupid, and nothing but teen angst. But maybe you're around the same age bracket and haven't yet learned that Romeo and Juliet wasn't really about love, and that crying because your 3 month girlfriend left you, and considering killing yourself over it, is fucking childish. Grow the fuck up.

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Originally Posted by sUperEgo

Well yeah it's a teenage relationship, I'm only 18. The thing is, what makes you so sure it wasn't acid? That's my biggest problem, I feel like acid made me into an amazing person, and now I'm nothing at all.

Because I've taken acid a fair amount in my time, and I promise you, acid didn't get you into the gym. It might make you think in a different way (read some Huxley if you want some information on it) but it isn't going to make you motivated to change your life like that.

And seriously, get back in the gym and distance yourself from an obviously parasitic woman. You'll feel better. Hell, the current depression might even be your body telling you it wants the hormonal release of working out regularly again.


And Karasu, if you're the shining example of human, I'll pass. Not fond of your personal brand of idiocy, thanks.

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Originally Posted by Karasu

Way to avoid my points and discussion to pull a trolling one-liner outta your ass.

You want your points touched on? I don't cater to people who are obviously begging for pity. The entry screams about it. You know who doesn't bother asking why they should stay alive? People actually going to kill themselves. So shut the fuck up. And you want to know why I'm acting like I'm right? Because I am. Keep playing soft touch if you want, but your bullshit doesn't impress anyone.

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Originally Posted by sUperEgo

That's what I'm saying!! What if acid made me think differently...not just during the trip but after too, and that appealed to this girl. But then the long term effects slowly started wearing off and I went back to "friend" mode because of that.

And I'm telling you, that isn't how it works. Acid doesn't change your personality. And even if it did, then she clearly doesn't like -you- so you should move the fuck on. You know what I see in your situation? Whenever you really want her, she loses interest. When did she come around? When you weren't paying attention to her and had an actual life. Then when you went back to worshiping the ground she walks on, she got bored with you and split. Do the math.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by sUperEgo

I love you.

That's what I wanted to believe but couldn't....I had this terrible feeling like acid did something to me that lasted beyond the trip.

No, the acid had nothing to do with it. What you did was move on with your life and stop obsessing. The girl probably doesn't like that sort of attention, or she's just the masochistic type who doesn't like the boys who like her back. There are tons of them. I really think you should just take some time, grieve, and get over the chick. She clearly wants something else, so it's time for you to move on.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Night Phoenix

All I gotta say is this....

It's a girl - she dumped you, so fuck her. She's not worth a fuck. You had the willpower to lose weight and get in shape, so apply that same willpower to learn French and get on some decent looking French hoes.

The best way to forget old pussy is new pussy. You're 18 - you got a lot of living to do. If you honestly think that dumb bitch was the best thing that ever happened to you, take solace in the fact that YOU ARE WRONG.

In short: Get a new bitch. Fuck the shit out of her. Repeat until you find one you're comfortable fucking on a regular basis until death or divorce.

I can't possibly agree with NP more. Though, I believe our young intrepid hero has already stated he plans to do just this.

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Originally Posted by sUperEgo

btw, Denicalis, wtf does your name mean?

It's latin. It has several translations, but the one I like is "purification through fire/trial."

How ya doing, buddy?