Salty for Salt's Sake

Member 27

Level 61.14

Mar 2006

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Jul 19, 2007, 12:00 AM
Local time: Jul 18, 2007, 11:00 PM
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I'm not going to try and be nice.
You have fucked your son forever. Angelus is the worst name I've heard for a kid, short of Sephiroth. If she leaves you, it might be because she's grown up with motherhood and lost interest in a whiny, emo prat. I sincerely hope your child realises how much of the pain in his life could have been avoided simply by his parents not jerking off on the "name" slot on his birth certificate.
Name the next one Buffy, and I'm sure karma will show up at your house with a bat and rape you with it.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.
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