Face or Body?

These threads usually fall into these really bullshit "I just love who they are" spirals, it's good to see this one avoiding it so far.

I tend to fall in with Temari (though, y'know, I prefer pussy. Then again, she's friends with Sprout, so she clearly does too. Someone tell him I said that. That's too good to go to waste. He'll appreciate it.) concerning this. From a distance, body. Definitely. I mean, I'm walking down the street, I'm not looking for striking green eyes and full lips, I'm looking for curves and a sexy walk. Movement is fucking crucial here. If you don't move like someone who knows how to fuck, I'm not going to bother. There is a natural rhythm and slink a person can have that will immediately grab my attention. It's a self-assured gait that really tosses out the "I'm a sexual being" vibe.

As for body type, I can be all over the map. I've gone for tall and curvy (I blame my Jessica Rabbit fetish), I've gone for tall and thin (y halo thar volleyball), I've gone for short and very curvy (4'11" with a double d chest), and I've gone for short and very soft curves (5'1", 98 lbs). Plus, toss in all the asian women I've gone for and the few badonkadonk endowed black women, and I think all body types have a specific thing going for them. I'm not a chubby chaser, though. Curves and some size are fine on a well curved woman with hips, but a petite girl with a lot on her frame, that's just not going to do it for me.

Now, up close, facial features count. I'm picky as hell about the women I go for. A luxury of being a good talker, I guess, is that as an overweight hairy guy, I can still coax a high calibre of woman into sleeping with me. Because of that, I just don't really settle. Do I want a pretty body or a pretty face? Both, goddamnit. Granted, if a girl can work the cock, a 7 suddenly becomes a 10. It's amazing what one mind blowing blowjob will do for your perception of how pretty someone is.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Alice

Deni, you don't hold back, do you?

Girl asked an honest question, it deserved an honest answer.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Capo

I don't know about you guys, but what I really look for first is a big, sexy personality.

A big, thick personality that is willing to do anal.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Philia

I had... a huge crush on my physics teacher that looks a LOT like... Denicalis. ;___; Glasses, beard, dark hair and soft eyes.

How you doin'?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by righteousfight

I would have to say that i am as well am a face kinda guy but more specifically than face I am an eyes kinda guy. Nothing can make me melt faster than a girl with beautiful eyes that are looking at me.

So you really expect us to believe that if some fat as fuck, troll looking hag had beautiful, deep, piercing dark eyes, or sea-whipped blue depths that could look right through you, you'd forget about her 300 lbs of mass and hag-like features?

Go back to the WB, Dawson.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Sexninja

A good face can last more than body.
Even in old age ,good face remains(even with wrinkles), but body has to be maintained fat and other issues.

Moreover, you see face most of the time, body is kept covered(specially genitals/boobs), nobody walks naked all the day.
So its better to watch pleasant face for daily life.

Specially in case of wife , i would go for beautiful face, face that is artistic,always good to look at against, kick ass pants creaming body.
You can get good feeling from face even if you are fully charged for sex or not.
But Good body only attracts me when i am charged, other wise NO.

"kick ass pants creaming body."

Quote of the motherfucking year.

And the Americans want to keep out foreigners. Why? Look at the sheer comedy they bring to the table.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by yevheniy

My only prerequisite is that she plays the violin (or cello) as well or better than I play the piano, and that she loves classical music at least as much as I do.

Face and body are a distant second to that….

So you're saying you would date the fattest, grossest, most heinous cunt on the face of the planet if she can play one of two specific instruments well?

Uh huh. You know what, Ludwig? You can fuck right off and never come back with this shit. I mean, seriously. Get a grip on yourself. The world doesn't benefit from your idiot romanticism bullshit. No, you wouldn't date a heffer because she can draw a bow across a string. So don't sit here and tell people you would. Or maybe the problem is that you can't pull a hot bird?

Either way, leave.



FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Charizard

Face face face face face face

face face why is this even an issue?

Sure your abs are a plus, but I'm not going to date you because of it. If you choose body over face you will end up dating someone like this.

If I choose body or face I'm gonna... I'm gonna be gay?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Charizard

Gayer than all gay.

Then can I make my vote vagina?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Vagina ALWAYS comes with fine print.

There's nowhere I can't reach.